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10-24-2005
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Bad Joke Monday
Life is like a doughnut. You're either in the dough or in the
hole.
Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few
nuts.
Ever notice how ignorance picks-up confidence as it goes
along.
Montana's
On Line Swap Shop
Instructions For
Life
Be brave. Even if you are not , pretend to be. No one can
tell the difference .
Blessed are those who can give without remembering
and take without forgetting.
Quote Of The Week
In the first place we should insist that if the
immigrant who comes here
in good faith becomes an American and
assimilates himself to us, he shall be
treated on an exact
equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to
discriminate against any such man because of creed, or
birthplace, or origin.
But this is predicated upon the man's
becoming in very fact an American,
and nothing but an
American...There can be no divided allegiance here.
Any man
who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an
American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American
flag, and this
excludes the red flag, which symbolizes all
wars against liberty and civilization,
just as much as it
excludes any foreign flag of a nation to which we are
hostile...
We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language...
and we have room for but one sole
loyalty
and that is a loyalty to the American people." Theodore Roosevelt 1907
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Thoughts
While Shaving
Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. Eric
Hoffer
He who praises you for what you lack
wishes to take from you what you have. Don Juan Manuel
Drama is life with the dull bits cut out. Alfred Hitchcock
Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history
that man can never learn anything from history. George Bernard Shaw
Those who cannot remember the past
are condemned to repeat it. George Santayana
Those who agree with us may not be right,
but we admire their astuteness .Cullen Hightower
Rely on the ordinary virtues that intelligent, balanced human
beings
have relied on for centuries: common sense, thrift, realistic
expectations, patience, and perseverance. John C. Bogle
The self is not something that one finds. It is something that
one creates. Thomas Szasz
Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions
which differ from the prejudices of their social environment.
Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions. Albert
Einstein
Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead
Balloon
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called
research.
Sign in a travel agency window: "Please go away."
Hummingbirds have forgotten the words.
If you can buy a person's friendship, it is not worth it.
Buy - Sell - Trade - Give Away
Montana Facts & Fun Service Tip Of The Week
We make a living by what we get,
but we make a life by what we give. Norman MacFinan
Classics From The Capital City
To
announce that there must be no criticism of the
President, or that we
are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not
only unpatriotic and
servile, but is morally treasonable to the American
public.
Theodore Roosevelt,
26th US President (1858-1919)
I have
wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have
looked like if Moses had run them through the US
congress. Ronald Reagan
In America the President reigns for four years
and journalism governs forever and ever. Oscar
Wilde
There's a generous current in the American spirit.
If we can simply
give voice to that once
in a while, I think it's a good message.
Fred Rogers,
Mister Rogers' Neighborhood
Few will have the greatness to bend history itself, but
each one of
us can work to change a small portion of events,
and in the total of
all those acts will be written the history of this
generation.
Robert F. Kennedy
Montana Facts&Fun Web Site Of The Week
Thomas: Legislative Information on the Internet http://thomas.loc.gov/
Acting under the directive of the leadership of the 104th Congress to
make Federal legislative information freely available to the Internet
public, a Library of Congress team brought the THOMAS World Wide Web
system online in January 1995, at the inception of the 104th Congress.
Site ncludes the Congressional Record text and index, bills and voting
records, current session schedules, and committee information.
Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to
know this.
When a whale wants to change its line of sight, it must
move its whole body because its eyeballs are fixed.
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Proverbs
24:6
For waging war you need guidance, and for victory many
advisers.
O W I M (Oh Well It’s
Monday)
George C. Beidler, American inventor of the photocopier, 1903
Georges Claude, French inventor of neon lighting, 1910
Adolph E. Fick, German inventor of contact lenses, 1887
Dr. R. N. Harger, American inventor of the breathalyzer, 1938
The Fortune Cookie
You
must believe in yourself before you can believe in anything.
Facts
& Fun Newsletter Archives
The Writer's Block
A sense of humor is part of the art of
leadership, of getting along with people,
of getting things done. Dwight D. Eisenhower
There are many ways to measure success; not the least of
which is the
way your child describes you when talking to a friend. Unknown
Courage to start and willingness to keep everlasting at it are
the
requisites for success. Alonzo Newton Benn
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of
advertising.
--
Mark Twain, A Connecticult Yankee in King Arthur's Court
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The Final Word From Treebranch
There are two types of people--those who come into a room and say,
'Well, here I am!' and those who come in and say, 'Ah, there you are.'
Frederick L Collins
To be pleased with one's limits is a wretched state. Johann
Wolfgang von Goethe
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