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10-3-2005
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Bad Joke Monday
When you get home, tell your children over dinner,
"Due to the economy and the high price of gasoline,
we are going to have to let one of you go." (Thanks
Katrina)
What if your mother really IS right, about everything?
Q: How do you scare a man?
A: Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
The take-over of the flower company was well orchid strated.
Forgetful cows give milk of amnesia.
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Instructions For Life
When it seems you can't forgive,
remember how much YOU have been forgiven.
Quote Of The Week
"If you are distressed by
anything external, the pain is not due to the
thing itself but to your own estimate of it; and this you have the power
to revoke at any moment.” Marcus Aurelius
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Thoughts
While Shaving
All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. Sean
O'Casey
You don't stop laughing because you grow old.
You grow old because you stop laughing. Michael Pritchard
He who has health has hope; and he who has hope, has everything. Arabian
Proverb
You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood,
because everybody does the fake closeness so well. Carrie Fisher
Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than
light. Thompson
We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no
large ones. Rochefoucauld
Courtesy is simply doing unto others
what you would like them to do unto you. Anonymous
Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a
solution. Edward Teller
It is undesirable to believe a proposition
when there is no ground whatsoever for supposing it is true. Bertrand
Russell
A poet more than thirty years old is simply an overgrown child. H.
L. Mencken
There are two kinds of light--the glow that illuminates,
and the glare that obscures. Thurber
Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead
Balloon
You have a lifetime to work, but children are only young
once.
Change is good but dollars are better.
Buy - Sell - Trade - Give Away
Montana Facts & Fun Service Tip Of The Week
Give people more than they expect and do it
cheerfully.
Classics From The Capital City
I think I'd like to be remembered as someone who beat the odds
through just plain determination. ... that I persevered. Because I
think that being somewhat of a pest to life, constantly plaguing and
pursuing, will bring results. Sylvester Stallone
The greatest glory is not in never falling
but in rising up every time we fall. Confucius
No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded. Yogi Berra
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything
without losing your temper or your self-confidence. Robert Frost
No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded. Yogi Berra
Perseverance is a great element of success. If you only knock
long
enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. Longfellow
Montana Facts&Fun Web Site Of The Week
How
Face Lifts Work
Nothing can stop the aging process. But for those with the
money,
cosmetic surgery can reverse at least some of the ravages of time.
Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to
know this.
The highest score in any NFL game is 73 by the Chicago Bears against
the Washington Redskins (0) in the 1940 NFL Championship game at
Washington on December 8, 1940.
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Proverbs 12:20
There is deceit in the hearts of those who plot evil,
but joy for those who promote peace. .
O W I M (Oh Well It’s
Monday)
A traffic cop spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.
"Pull over!" Shouts the Police Officer.
"No," she shouts back, "It's a pair of socks!"
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
The Fortune Cookie
We must always have old memories and young hopes.
Facts
& Fun Newsletter Archives
The Writer's Block
"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain,
and most do." Dale Carnegie
All high achievers plan their work and work their plan, for they
are
keenly aware that "luck" is most often being prepared to take
advantage of a situation. Unknown
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The Final Word From Treebranch
IN A PERFECT WORLD
Pro baseball players would be complaining about teachers
being paid contracts worth millions of dollars.
Doing what was good for you would be what you enjoyed doing the most.
You would never fumble, but if you did, you would recover the ball yourself.
Every once in a while at least, a kid who always closed the door softly
would be told, "Go back and slam the door."
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Physical Inactivity Cost Calculator
Provides government leaders,
policy-makers, and businesses a way to estimate
the
financial costs of a physically inactive company or community.
Get the data needed to make your calculation here Montana
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