Montana
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10-31-2005
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Bad Joke Monday
You
know you are too old to Trick
or Treat when:
* You get winded
from knocking on the door.
* You have
to have another kid chew the candy for you.
* You ask
for high fiber candy only.
* When the door opens you yell, "Trick
or ...." and can't remember the rest.
* You have to choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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Instructions For
Life
All I would tell people is to hold onto what was individual about
themselves,
not to allow their ambition for success to cause them to try to
imitate the success
of others. You've got to find it on your own terms. Harrison
Ford
Quote Of The Week
Be of good cheer. Do not think of today's failures, but of the
success that
may come tomorrow. You have set yourselves a difficult task, but you
will succeed
if you persevere; and you will find a joy in overcoming obstacles. Helen
Keller
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Thoughts
While Shaving
Pain nourishes courage. You can't be brave if you've only had
wonderful things happen to you. Mary Tyler Moore
Making the decision to have a child - it's momentous. It is
to decide
forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. Elizabeth
Stone
History is more or less bunk. Henry Ford
Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. A.
J. Liebling
I don't mind what Congress does,
as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. Victor
Hugo
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial
reasons. Bertrand Russell
The wages of sin are unreported. Anon.
Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.
Gerald R. Ford
Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead
Balloon
My father invented the burglar alarm - which unfortunately was
stolen from him. Victor Borge
I had all my electric cords shortened to save on electricity.
Gracie Allen
Buy - Sell - Trade - Give Away
Montana Facts & Fun Service Tip Of The Week
"If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you'll be fired with
enthusiasm." Vince Lombardi
Classics From The Capital City
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and
sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. Arnold
H. Glasow
A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
Roald Dahl
Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address. Lane
Olinghouse
There is still a difference between something and nothing,
but it is purely geometrical and there is nothing behind the geometry.
Martin Gardner
Not a day passes over this earth but men and women of note do
great
deeds, speak great words and suffer noble sorrows. Charles Reed
My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to
be unpopular. A. E. Stevenson Jr
Montana Facts&Fun Web Site Of The Week
FirstGov for
Kids http://www.kids.gov/
This site was developed and is maintained by the
Federal Citizen Information Center. It provides links to
Federal kids' sites along with some of the best kids' sites from
other organizations all grouped by subject.
Explore, learn, have fun and don't forget to add us to your favorites!
Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to
know this.
Antarctica has the fewest earthquakes.
In the U.S., Florida and North Dakota have the fewest. The most
damaging
quakes in the U.S occur in California, which is part of the great
earthquake belt
along the Pacific rim. More than 81% of the Earth's biggest quakes
occur around the Pacific.
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Local - Regional - National - World Wide News Links
Proverbs 13:11
Dishonest money dwindles away,
but he who gathers money little by little makes it grow.
O W I M (Oh Well It’s
Monday)
NASA reports that galaxies are speeding away from earth at 90,000
miles a second.
What do you suppose they know that we don't?
Only in America do we shop at places with limited parking,
overpriced items,
long lines and call them convenience stores.
The Fortune Cookie
Yesterday is experience, tomorrow is hope, today is getting from
one to the other.
Facts
& Fun Newsletter Archives
The Writer's Block
Everywhere I go, I am asked if I think the university stifles
writers.
My opinion is that it doesn't stifle enough of them. Flannery
O'Connor
"The tumultuous populace of large cities are ever to be
dreaded." George Washington
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The Final Word From Treebranch
Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when
they are writing and because the memos, once written, immediately become
proof that they were busy. Charles Peters
The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing
profoundly
and in a thousand things well. Horace Walpole
Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put
up. G. K. Chesterton
Medicare Part D
Prescription Drug Web information sites.
The
Physical Inactivity Cost Calculator
Provides government leaders,
policy-makers, and businesses a way to estimate
the
financial costs of a physically inactive company or community.
Get the data needed to make your calculation here Montana
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