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   Bad Joke Monday   It's True!
Wind velocity will increase proportionally to the cost of one's hairdo.

When one wishes to unlock a door but has only has one hand free, 
the keys are in the opposite pocket.

Over heard at the water cooler
He has a PBS mind in an MTV world.

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

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          Instructions For Life
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.  Beverly Sill

Quote Of The Week
         
 
Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done
without hope and confidence.  Helen Keller

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                           Thoughts While Shaving
Although the U.S. is tops when it comes to turkey consumption,
what country is a close second?        France

Youth longs and manhood strives, but age remembers. Oliver Wendell Holmes.

Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, 
as well as contributing to the need for it.  Alfred Hitchcock

Once the game is over, 
the King and the Pawn go back in the same box.  Italian Proverb

It has been said that man is a rational animal.
All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this.  Bertrand Russell

                             
Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
No matter what happens, 
somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.  Dave Barry

To err is human, but screwing up things royally requires a computer.

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                  Montana Facts & Fun Service Tip Of The Week
When it is not necessary to make a decision,
it is necessary not to make a decision.  Lord Falkland

                          Classics From The Capital City
The great thing and the hard thing is to stick to things when you
have outlived the first interest, and not yet got the second, which
comes with a sort of mastery.  Janet Erskine Stuart

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.  Thomas A. Edison

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. Christopher Morley

All progress is based upon a universal innate desire 
on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.  Samuel Butler

Everything happens to everybody sooner or later
 if there is time enough.  George Bernard Shaw

The height of your accomplishments 
will equal the depth of your  convictions. William F. Scolavino

Slight not what is near though aiming at what is far.  Euripides

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Slang Dictionary  http://www.noslang.com/index.php
What are the kids saying when they use Instant Messaging?
Go here to decipher their short cur language.

                      Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this.
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

DNA is the abbreviation for Deoxyribonucleic Acid.

If all the DNA in one cell was stretched out, it would be 6.5 ft long. 
Since there are almost 100 trillion cells in the human body,
the total length of DNA is about 93 billion miles.

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                               Fortune Cookies
You have a conscience that is a gift of God.

                                 Proverbs 24:2
For their hearts plot violence, and their lips talk about making trouble.

               
               O W I M (Oh Well It’s Monday)
You have the Midas touch.
Everything you touch turns into a muffler.

                  
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                     That's the Road Report Team at MDOT.

                                       
The Fortune Cookie
           
 
Flattery is all right--if you do not inhale.

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                            The Writer's Block
Why is a good writer like a criminal?
Because they both prefer short sentences. Richard Crasta

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The Final Word From Treebranch

If you wish to travel far and fast, travel light. Take off all your envies,
jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness and fears.   Glenn Clark

Money does not talk. It just goes without saying.

The real glory is being knocked to your knees and then coming back.
That's real glory. That's the essence of it. Vince Lombardi

The important thing in the Olympic Games is not winning but taking part.
The essential thing in life is not conquering but fighting well.
Baron de Coubertin, The Olympic Creed

Nothing is unrealistic if you believe you can do it.
If you are determined enough and willing to pay the price,
you can get it done. Mike Ditka

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John & Kathleen Kershaw (computer@mt.net) suggested that I contact you about the following:

On December 4th, 2005 the First Baptist Church of Montana, Helena, MT. will celebrate it's 125th Anniversary.

Over the years the church has not only served it's members but, the community too.

The FBC/Fellowship Committee is asking for any help that you can do in helping this to be a special time for the church & community.

Please contact: Denise Lintner (FBC/FC President) (406) 442-8410 or foxegran@msn.com.

Thank you, for your kindness & consideration as to this matter.

Sincerely,

Orlene Cate, Asst. FC Pres.