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11-28-2005
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Wind velocity will increase proportionally to the cost of one's
hairdo.
When one wishes to unlock a door but has only has one hand
free,
the keys are in the opposite pocket.
Over heard at the water
cooler
He has a PBS mind in an MTV world.
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
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There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. Beverly
Sill
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Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done
without hope and confidence. Helen Keller
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Thoughts
While Shaving
Although the U.S. is tops when it comes to turkey consumption,
what country is a close second?
France
Youth longs and manhood strives, but age remembers. Oliver
Wendell Holmes.
Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information
about it,
as well as contributing to the need for it. Alfred Hitchcock
Once the game is over,
the King and the Pawn go back in the same box. Italian Proverb
It has been said that man is a rational animal.
All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this.
Bertrand Russell
Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead
Balloon
No matter what happens,
somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. Dave Barry
To err is human, but screwing up things royally requires a computer.
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When it is not necessary to make a decision,
it is necessary not to make a decision. Lord Falkland
Classics From The Capital City
The great thing and the hard thing is to stick to things when you
have outlived the first interest, and not yet got the second, which
comes with a sort of mastery. Janet Erskine Stuart
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. Thomas
A. Edison
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. Christopher
Morley
All progress is based upon a universal innate desire
on the part of every organism to live beyond its income. Samuel
Butler
Everything happens to everybody sooner or later
if there is time enough. George Bernard Shaw
The height of your accomplishments
will equal the depth of your convictions. William F. Scolavino
Slight not what is near though aiming at what is far. Euripides
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IM Slang Dictionary http://www.noslang.com/index.php
What are the kids saying when they use Instant Messaging?
Go here to decipher their short cur language.
Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to
know this.
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
DNA is the abbreviation for Deoxyribonucleic Acid.
If all the DNA in one cell was stretched out, it would be 6.5 ft
long.
Since there are almost 100 trillion cells in the human body,
the total length of DNA is about 93 billion miles.
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Proverbs 24:2
For their hearts plot violence, and their lips talk about making trouble.
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You have the Midas touch.
Everything you touch turns into a muffler.
THERE WHEN WE NEED THEM MOST!
That's the Road Report Team at MDOT.
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The Writer's Block
Why is a good writer like a criminal?
Because they both prefer short sentences. Richard Crasta
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The Final Word From Treebranch
If you wish to travel far and fast, travel light. Take off all your envies,
jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness and fears. Glenn Clark
Money does not talk. It just goes without saying.
The real glory is being knocked to your knees and then coming back.
That's real glory. That's the essence of it. Vince Lombardi
The important thing in the Olympic Games is not winning but taking part.
The essential thing in life is not conquering but fighting well.
Baron de Coubertin, The Olympic Creed
Nothing is unrealistic if you believe you can do it.
If you are determined enough and willing to pay the price,
you can get it done. Mike Ditka
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