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News & Entertainment Weekly   12-12-2005
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   Bad Joke Monday
"Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and
adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government
what they want and their kids pay for it."  Richard Lamm
 

Thanks, Tim's Exxon for keeping Christ in Christmas

Overheard at the water cooler
"Last week, the city of Boston renamed their giant spruce tree 
a holiday tree instead of a Christmas tree."
Next week Bostonian's will be told to refer to the 
Nativity Scene as "that Holiday Homeless Family."

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          Instructions For Life
Write your favorite author a note of appreciation.

Quote Of The Week
A hero is a man who does what he can.  Roman Rollard

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                           Thoughts While Shaving
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. Gandhi

To be capable of steady friendship or lasting love, are the two greatest proofs,
not only of goodness of heart, but of strength of mind. William Hazlitt

The highest reward for man's toil is not what he gets for it
but what he becomes by it. John Ruskin

Time and money spent in helping men do more for themselves
is far better than mere giving. Henry Ford

The process of scientific discovery is,
in effect, a continual flight from wonder. Einstein

Don't confuse fame with success.
Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. Bombeck

Don't accept unacceptable behavior.

One night a father was helping his son with his homework.
The father asked "What is the Gross National Product?".
The boy pondered for a minute and replied "Spinach?"

                             
Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
If only the good die young then what does that say about senior citizens?

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                  Montana Facts & Fun Service Tip Of The Week
Faith that the thing can be done is essential to any great achievement.  Thomas N. Carruther

                          Classics From The Capital City

Surely the finest teachers of creativity, persistence,
and unconditional love are children.

It's hard to detect good luck; it looks so much like something you've earned.

Happiness is the state of minimum regret.

There is no heavier burden than great potential. Linus (Peanuts)

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect
everything, the young know everything. Oscar Wilde

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                      Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this!
The world's largest fountain is the Suntec City Fountain of Wealth in Singapore. 
Made of cast bronze, it covers 18,117 sq ft and cost an $6 million to build in 1997.

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                               Fortune Cookies
I
f a nickel knew what it is worth today, it would feel like two cents.

                                Proverbs 12:11
He who works his land will have abundant food,
but he who chases fantasies lacks judgment.

               
               O W I M (Oh Well It’s Monday)
               Questions heard on a Hawaiian Islands charter boat.
Does the water go all the way around the island?
How much farther until we're in the ocean?
Can you please take the boat closer to the sunset?


                  
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        The Road Report Team at MDOT.

                                       
The Fortune Cookie
Beware of little expenses.  A small leak will sink a great ship." Benjamin Franklin

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                                        The Writer's Block
Surely the finest teachers of creativity, persistence, and unconditional love are children.

It's hard to detect good luck; it looks so much like something you've earned.

                             101 Local, State & National News & Information Sources

                                               
The Final Word From Treebranch

It's easy to make a buck.
It's a lot tougher to make a difference. Tom Brokaw


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financial costs of a physically inactive company or community.
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