Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter

Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly   2-28-2005
Our 8th year of publication in Helena, Montana!
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Bad Joke Monday
There are only two things a child will share willingly;
communicable diseases and his mother's age.
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You can do anything if you want it bad enough.
That is why we see so many people who can fly. Carnahan
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Recycle FREE at www.MontanaFree.com
Buy, Sell, Trade, Give Away   No Fees - No Charges - It's FREE
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Instructions For Life
The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway.
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Happiness Is:
The best vitamin for making friends: B1.
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Thoughts While Waiting For Transmittal Day
It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority.
By definition, there are already enough people to do that. G. H. Hardy
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Resentment is like drinking poison
and waiting for the other person to die. Carrie Fisher
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Bob Dole making a speech on the Senate floor said,
"Now, Gentlemen, let me tax your memories,"
Ted Kennedy jumped up and said, "Why haven't we thought of that before?"
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You can run but you can't hide, except along the Afghan-Pakistani border. Wallace
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Youth is when we are always hunting greener pastures,
and middle age is when we can barely mow the one we've got.
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Not everything that can be counted counts,
and not everything that counts can be counted.
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Time: That which man is always trying to kill, but which ends in killing him.
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A ship is safe in the harbor but that isn't what ships are for.
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There are more stars in space than there are specks of sand on the Earth.
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The trouble with a three-day weekend is that it turns Tuesday into Monday.
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The trouble with a giving advice is that people want to repay you.
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Happy Birthday Jared, Happy Banjo Picking
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OWIM (Oh Well It's Monday)
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"Did you hear this? Martha Stewart lost 20 pounds in prison.
She's become a lean, mean, sewing machine." Leno
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"There was a big scandal last year with the dog show. A Yorkshire Terrier won.
But then it turned out it was just a blow dried rat." Letterman
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Service Tip Of The Week
The difference between a average sales person and a great sales person,
is that the great sales person does everyday
the things the average sales person puts off until tomorrow.
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Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this:
An average golf ball has 360 dimples.
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Forty Three percent of all weddings are second marriages,
for at least one person involved
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  The Classic Sayings: Heard in The Capitol Rotunda
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Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time,
but it's not going to go away. Elvis Presley
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The opposite of the religious fanatic is not the fanatical atheist
but the gentle cynic who cares not whether there is a god or not. Eric Hoffer
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The lion and the calf shall lie down together
but the calf won't get much sleep. Woody Allen
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I have lost friends, some by death
others through sheer inability to cross the street. Virginia Woolf
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The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous,
the sensible man hardly anything. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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Only sick music makes money today. Friedrich Nietzsche (1882)
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One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do
and always a clever thing to say. Will Durant
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Many would be cowards if they had courage enough. Thomas Fuller
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Proverbs 22:29
Do you see a man skilled in his work?
He will serve before kings; he will not serve before obscure men.
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MontanaFacts Web Site Of The Week: Extreme Oil
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/extremeoil/
Fifteen years after the end of the Cold War and in the wake of two wars in the Gulf and Iraq,
all the world's easy oil has been found. Today, the oil industry has to go to extremes to find
new sources of the asset that drives the world's economy and fuels so many aspects of modern life.
This PBS site crisscrosses the globe like the transcontinental pipelines themselves,
exposing a wide range of issues -- and meeting people who wrestle with the dilemmas
of how to ensure the supply we need, at a price we will tolerate
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The Fortune Cookie
Time is just nature's way to keep everything from happening at once.
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Cool Headlines
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says.
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
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The Final Word From Treebranch
Education is worth any price you have to pay to get it.
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Great web site: It's All About Montana
Population, 2003 estimate 917,621 290,809,777
Population, percent change, April 1, 2000 to July 1 .
Population definition and source info Population, 2000 902,195.
And Much More. http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/30000.html
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101 Local, State & National News & Information Sources
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