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Montana
Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly 2-7-2005
Our 8th year of publication in Helena, Montana!
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Bad Joke Monday
Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places.
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Money isn't everything, there's credit cards, money orders, and travelers checks.
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A true friend is one that lets his grass grow as tall as his neighbor's.
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Recycle FREE at www.MontanaFree.com
Buy, Sell, Trade, Give Away No Fees - No Charges - It's FREE
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Instructions For Life As A Legislator
"Ride on! Rough-shod if need be, smooth-shod if that will do, but ride on!
Ride on over all obstacles, and win the race!" Charles Dickens
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There are people who will always come up with reasons
why you can't do what you want to do. Ignore them. Take it to the floor.
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The Worst Political Prediction Ever:
"There is as much chance of repealing the 18th amendment prohibition of alcohol,
as there is for a hummingbird to fly to the Planet Mars
with the Washington Monument tied to its tail."
Senator Morris Sheppard, Texas, author of the 18th Amendment.
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Happiness Is:
Then all of a sudden it hit me: I should have hung that ceiling fan higher.
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Thoughts While Having Lunch With AARP In The Rotunda
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Pity George Washington.
He couldn't blame his troubles on the previous administration.
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Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count
on living with you for the rest of your life." Ann Richards
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"Saying no to something is actually more powerful than saying yes." Tom Hanks
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"The tumultuous populace of large cities are ever to be dreaded." George Washington
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Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are.
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Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows,
it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.
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"People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate
to have people think they don't care what people think." George Carlin
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The closest anyone comes to perfection
is when he or she fills out a job application form.
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Money brings only misery. But with money you can afford it.
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OWIM
(Oh Well It's Monday)
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Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
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News Headline from the year 2040: America Is Overweight!
35 year study shows diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
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Service Tip Of The Week
Life is a fantastic gift that you share with others.
The more you share it with others, the more fantastic it gets. Treebranch
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Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this:
The human brain makes up 2% of the body's total weight,
but uses up 20% of the body's oxygen supply.
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Classic Sayings: Heard in The Capitol Rotunda
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A comedian leaves them laughing.
A humorist leaves them thinking. Treebranch
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A pessimist complains about the noise made when opportunity knocks.
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Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? Woody Allen
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Actions lie louder than words. Carolyn Wells
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Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. Lynda Barry
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If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk,
stick a dozen colleagues' initials on 'em, and pass them along.
When in doubt, re- route. Malcolm Forbes
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When the archer misses the mark, he turns and looks for the fault within himself.
Failure to hit the bull's eye is never the fault of the target.
To improve your aim, improve yourself. Gilbert Arland
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Proverbs 16:13
Good leaders cultivate honest speech; they love advisors who tell them the truth.
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MontanaFacts Web Site Of The Week: http://www.us.map24.com/
Like Map qwest? Then you should try this one. Map 24.
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The Fortune Cookie
"Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus."
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Lord let me live from day to day, in such a self forgetful way
that even when I kneel to pray, my prayer will be for others. Ernie Ford
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Where are the Wi-Fi Hot Spots in Helena
Wingate Inn (free) Staggering Ox (free) Holiday Inn Downtown (1 provider)
Check other Montana Cities here
http://www.jiwire.com/search-hotspot-locations.htm
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Quickly
Calculate Distance Between Major Montana Cities
Enter two cities and up comes the answer.
For Example: The distance from Anaconda to Wolf Point is 494 miles.
Libby to Baker is 711 miles.
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