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Montana
Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly 3-28-2005
Our 8th year of publication in Helena, Montana!
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Bad Joke(s) Monday
Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
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Recycle FREE at www.MontanaFree.com
Buy, Sell, Trade, Give Away No Fees - No Charges - It's FREE
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Instructions For Life
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak;
courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.
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Happiness Is:
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll be among the stars.
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Thoughts While Waiting For April Fools Day
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A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. Granville Hicks
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A politician is a person who always decides;
sometimes right, sometimes wrong, but they always have to decide. Patterson
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As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow.
He could be plotting something. Hagar the Horrible
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Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons. R. Buckminster Fuller
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You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance. Ray Bradbury, advice to writers
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He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed. Saki
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The sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous. Shana Alexander
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History is the short trudge from Adam to atom. Leonard Louis Levinson
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Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. H. G. Wells
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OWIM
(Oh Well It's Monday)
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You're not a kid anymore when ...
8 a.m. is your idea of "sleeping in."
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People call you at 8 p.m. and ask: "Did I wake you?"
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Nobody ever tells you to slow down.
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You've seen Halley's Comet ... twice.
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Service Tip Of The Week
You are not happy because you are well. You are well because you are happy.
You are not depressed because trouble has come to you,
but trouble has come to you because you are depressed.
You can change your thoughts and feelings, and then the outer things will come to correspond,
and indeed there is no other way of working. Emmet Fox
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Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this:
Have you ever noticed that just one *line*
makes all the difference between EAT and FAT?
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The chocolate orchid (nigritella rubra), which grows in
Europe, has both the color and scent of chocolate.
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"A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is
blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken." James Dent
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Classics For the Capitol Corridors
Experience is the best teacher, and considering what it cost, it should be.
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"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." George Bernard Shaw
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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you
want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
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Fault finding is like window washing. All the dirt seems to be on the other side.
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Proverbs 2:7
He holds victory in store for the upright, he is a shield to those whose walk is blameless,
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MontanaFacts Web Site Of The Week:
Sears Archives
Once again, Sears has made history. For the first time, Sears has opened the doors to its
vast archival collection and invited the public to peek inside.
More than 100 years of stories, product and brand histories, photographs,
catalog images are now available online. http://www.searsarchives.com/
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The Fortune Cookie
Democracy: Four wolves and a lamb voting on lunch.
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Here's a great local web site: Cowboy Entertainer Magazine
An E-Zine by Western Entertainers for Western Entertainers
Larry Gibson web site has everything you ever wanted to know about
Cowboy singers and entertainers. http://www.cowboyentertainer.com/
Take a long look at this one. You'll enjoy it.
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KOOL - Keep it Out Of Landfill
Recycle it at www.MontanFree.com
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The Final Word From Treebranch
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
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The longer I live, the less future there is to worry about.
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Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
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Great web site: It's All About Montana
Population, 2003 estimate 917,621 290,809,777
Population, percent change, April 1, 2000 to July 1 .
Population definition and source info Population, 2000 902,195.
And Much More. http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/30000.html
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