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Montana
Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly 3-7-2005
Our 8th year of publication in Helena, Montana!
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Bad Joke Monday
Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you
sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
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Recycle FREE at www.MontanaFree.com
Buy, Sell, Trade, Give Away No Fees - No Charges - It's FREE
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Instructions For Life
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away.
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Happiness Is:
Cyber forecast: .com before .storm. From the Wall Street Journal
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Thoughts While Waiting To Testify on SB 59
(Oops, sorry, I thought this was a bill to create a Rainy Day, not a Rainy Day Fund.)
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I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. Confucius
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There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down,
the other is pulling up. Booker T. Washington
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Fear is the opportunity for courage, not proof of cowardice. I
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A champion is someone who gets up when he can't. Jack Dempsey
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Waste your money and you're only out of money, but waste your time
and you've lost part of your life. Michael Leboeuf
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You can find on the outside only what you possess on the inside. Ballesteros
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OWIM
(Oh Well It's Monday)
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Q. What's the quickest way to trace a family tree?
A. Run for public office.
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A backward poet writes in verse.
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KOOL - Keep Out Of Landfill
Recycle it at www.MontanFree.com
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Service Tip Of The Week
If you're never criticized, you may not be doing enough.
Donald H. Rumsfeld, US Secretary of Defense
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Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this:
The U.S. ranks #1 in health care spending, as percentage of
gross national product, compared with other countries.
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About 8% of students at the Dunkin Donuts Training Center fail the six-week course.
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Susanna Salter was elected mayor of Argonia, Kansas in 1887,
making her the first woman mayor in the United States.
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The
Classic Sayings: Heard in The Capitol Rotunda
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The best way to predict the future is to invent it. Alan Kay
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The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly
is to fill the world with fools. Herbert Spencer
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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. Fletcher Knebel
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Once the game is over, the King and the pawn go back in the same box.
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The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights. J. Paul Getty
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I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats.
I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises. Neil Armstrong
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That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times,
no sane individual has ever given his assent. Aldous Huxley
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The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, 'Is there a meaning to music?'
My answer would be, 'Yes.' And 'Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?'
My answer to that would be, 'No.' Aaron Copland
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Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. Samuel Johnson
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All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things. Bobby Knight
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Proverbs 25:14
Like clouds and wind without rain, is a man who boasts of gifts he does not give.
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MontanaFacts Web Site Of The Week: Let's Go Birding
http://www.enature.com/birding/birding_home.asp
Regional Birding Information Monthly birding calendar
Featured regional backyard birds Sightings reports.
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The Fortune Cookie
There is much satisfaction in work well done, but there can be no
happiness equal to the joy of finding a heart that understands. Victor Robinsoll
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Aim at the sun and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far
higher than if you had aimed at an object on a level with yourself. Hawes
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George Carlin on Aging:
The greatest day of your life! You BECOME 21, but then you TURN 30,
then you're PUSHING 40. Before you know it, you REACH 50. Then you MAKE it to 60.
By then you've built up so much speed that you HIT 70!
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The Final Word From Treebranch
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
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I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.
I told them, If I had any loose fitting clothing,
I wouldn't have signed up for an exercise class!
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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue
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Great web site: It's All About Montana
Population, 2003 estimate 917,621 290,809,777
Population, percent change, April 1, 2000 to July 1 .
Population definition and source info Population, 2000 902,195.
And Much More. http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/30000.html
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