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Montana
Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly 4-25-2005
Our 8th year of publication in Helena, Montana!
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Bad Joke(s) Monday
Opportunity may only knock once, but
temptation raps for years.
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Ever notice how ignorance picks-up confidence as it goes
along.
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Instructions For Life
Others can stop you temporarily, but
only you can do it permanently.
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Montana Association for the Blind
2005 State Convention and Low Vision Symposium
May 13-15, 2005 Red Lion Colonial Hotel, Helena Montana
" True Vision Goes Beyond Sight "
No
Charge -
Plan now to attend this FREE Event
For Full Schedule Of Events - Click
Here
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Thoughts While
Waiting To Say:
Thanks To The Capital Press Corps
You kept us up to date on
the session. THANKS!
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To
announce that there must be no criticism of the
President, or that we
are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not
only unpatriotic and
servile, but is morally treasonable to the American
public.
Theodore Roosevelt,
26th US President (1858-1919)
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I have
wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have
looked like if Moses had run them through the US
congress. Ronald Reagan
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In America the President reigns for four years
and journalism governs forever and ever. Oscar
Wilde
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Few will have the greatness to bend history itself, but
each one of
us can work to change a small portion of events,
and in the total of
all those acts will be written the history of this
generation.
Robert F. Kennedy
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Nothing lowers the level of conversation more than
raising the voice.
Stanley Horowitz
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Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried
anything new.
Albert Einstein
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Don't worry
about the falling leaves.
It is sometimes easier to see the truth through bare
branches.
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We make a living by what we get,
but we make a life by what we give. Norman
MacFinan
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Opening
your mind simply takes some practice.
Listen to someone else's point of view today.
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Daniel
Webter might have been president, but for his pride.
He was offered the vice-presidential nomination twice,
with Harrison and
Taylor, but he refused. Both Harrison and Taylor
died in office.
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Last year,
36.5 million American households spent more than $72
billion
at Internet sites, up from 1999, when 23 million
spent $20 billion.
The average household that buys via the Web spent $1,973
online in 2002.
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OWIM
(Oh Well It's Monday)
Q. What's the most common cause of
hearing loss amongst men?
A. Wife saying she wants to talk to him.
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Service Tip Of The Week
Rely on the ordinary virtues that intelligent, balanced
human beings have relied on for centuries:
common sense,
thrift, realistic expectations, patience, and
perseverance. John C. Bogle
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Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this:
The
names of the Cisco Kid and Pancho's horses from the
CISCO KID TV show were 'Diablo' and 'Loco.'
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
"Providence protects
children and idiots. I know because I have tested
it." Mark Twain
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In olden
times sacrifices were made at the altar.
A custom which continues today. Helen
Rowland
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 FLY THE FLAG! EVERY
DAY IS A VETERANS DAY
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KEEP IN
TOUCH! FOR MILITARY FAMILIES
Help our troops stay in
touch with their loved ones.
Go to: http://www.fcc.gov/cgb/military,
Access the Federal Communications Commission's program,
"Calling Home,"
which lists several options for making calls cheaper and
more accessible for
Defense personnel and their families
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Classics For the Capitol Corridors
You
cannot add to the peace and good will of the world if you
fail to create
an atmosphere of harmony and love right where you live
and work.
Thomas Dreier
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Are you afraid? Courage is the ability to let go of the
familiar
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Don't be afraid of going out on a limb. That's where the
fruit is.
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When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans
are not sound.
Rebuild those plans and set sail once more toward your
coveted goal.
Napoleon Hill
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Proverbs
12:20
There is deceit in the hearts of those who plot evil,
but joy for those who promote peace.
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MontanaFacts Web Site Of The Week:
National Debt Clock
http://www.brillig.com/debt_clock/
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The Fortune Cookie
You
must believe in yourself before you can believe in
anything.
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Here's a great local web site: Cowboy Entertainer Magazine
An E-Zine by Western Entertainers for Western Entertainers
Larry Gibson web site has everything you ever wanted to know about
Cowboy singers and entertainers. http://www.cowboyentertainer.com/
Take a long look at this one. You'll enjoy it.
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KOOL - Keep it Out Of Landfill
Recycle it at www.MontanFree.com
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The Final Word From Treebranch
"Old age is like a plane flying through a
storm.
Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about
it." Golda Meir
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"The older I grow the more I
distrust the familiar doctrine
that age brings wisdom." H. L.
Mencken
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"The secret to
staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly,
and lie about your age." Lucille
Ball
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"Wrinkles should merely indicate
where smiles have been." Mark
Twain
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Montana Information
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