Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter

Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly   4-4-2005
Our 8th year of publication in Helena, Montana!
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Bad Joke Monday
The colder the X-ray table the more of you has to be on it.|
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For Sale: Apple iPod 15 GB model, lightly used 167 songs down loaded
The RIAA says it's worth about $25 million. I'll let it go for $5 million, plus shipping.
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  Recycle FREE at www.MontanaFree.com
Buy, Sell, Trade, Give Away   No Fees - No Charges - It's FREE
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Instructions For Life
Blowing out the other guy's candle won't cause yours to shine any brighter.
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Happiness Is:
To be alive, to be able to see, to walk,...it's all a miracle. Arthur Rubinstein
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Thoughts While Watching The Governors Dog
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Legislative Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes they got the biggest piece. Sherry Rothfield
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There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily
and frequently fall than that of defrauding the government. Benjamin Franklin
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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. Jack Benny
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An onion can make people cry,
but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. Will Rogers
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I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought,
but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. Albert Einstein
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.   Kin Hubbard
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I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your right to say it. Tom Stoppard
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OWIM (Oh Well It's Monday)
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The right thing to say comes to mind, shortly after you've said the wrong thing.
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Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it.
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I'm getting so absent-minded that sometimes in the middle of a sentence I...
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When you have a lot of important things to do, get your nap out of the way first.
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Service Tip Of The Week
There is nothing in the world that someone can't make a little worse, and sell a little cheaper.
The person who buys on price alone is their lawful prey. John Ruskin
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Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this:
The trademark for the name Cheeseburger was awarded in 1935 to Louis Ballast.
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State with highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
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A "cremnophobe" is someone who is afraid of falling down the stairs
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  Classics For the Capitol Corridors
Happiness is essentially a state of going somewhere, wholeheartedly,
one-directionally, without regret or reservation. William H. Sheldon
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Happiness is often the result of being too busy to be miserable.
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Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.
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I'm not happy, I'm cheerful. There's a difference. A happy person has no cares at all.
A cheerful person has cares but has learned how to deal with them. Beverly Sills
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A motion to adjourn is always in order. Robert Heinlein
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The best minds are not always in government.
If they were, business would try and hire them away.   Ronald Reagan
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A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way. John Tudor
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Not even computers will replace committees,
because committees buy computers. Edward Shepherd Mead
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Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
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I love acting. It is so much more real than life. Oscar Wilde
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I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers,
someone is taking the time to plant some. Herbert Rappaport
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Proverbs 28:9
If anyone turns a deaf ear to the law, even his prayers are detestable.
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MontanaFacts Web Site Of The Week: How Much is That ?
Have you ever wondered what the value of a dollar was in 1895? Or what the GDP was in 1929?
Here is a place where you can ask questions of comparative value covering purchasing power,
exchange rates, and other variables between the past and today. http://eh.net/hmit/
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The Fortune Cookie
The simplest toy, which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
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Here's a great local web site: Cowboy Entertainer Magazine
An E-Zine by Western Entertainers for Western Entertainers
Larry Gibson web site has everything you ever wanted to know about
Cowboy singers and entertainers. http://www.cowboyentertainer.com/
Take a long look at this one. You'll enjoy it.
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KOOL - Keep it Out Of Landfill
Recycle it at www.MontanFree.com
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The Final Word From Treebranch
"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea
of any man I know." Abraham Lincoln
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"You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he
was glad to get rid of it." - Groucho Marx
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"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." Robert Redford
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"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."   Forrest Tucker
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Great web site: It's All About Montana
Population, 2003 estimate 917,621 290,809,777
Population, percent change, April 1, 2000 to July 1 .
Population definition and source info Population, 2000 902,195.
And Much More. http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/30000.html
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