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Montana
Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly 5-16-2005
Our 8th year of publication in Helena, Montana!
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Glad Norsk uavhengighetsDag
May 17th is Syttende Mai Norwegian Independence Day!
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Bad Joke Monday
ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at
McDonalds.
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AVOIDABLE: What
a bull rider tries to do.
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EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
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HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.
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Instructions For Life
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. Voltaire
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If you have the courage to begin, you have the courage to
succeed. David Viscott
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Thoughts While Waiting For The New CineMark To Open
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Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a
kiss
and fifty cents for your soul. Marilyn Monroe
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All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second,
it is violently opposed.
Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. Arthur
Schopenhauer
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary
to tell more than he knows. Dwight D. Eisenhower
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If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. Albert Einstein
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The more I study religions the more I am convinced
that man never worshipped anything but himself. Sir Richard Francis
Burton
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Government is too big and too important to be left to the
politicians. Chester Bowles
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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the
right place
but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. Dorothy
Nevill
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Everyone is as God has made him,
and oftentimes a great deal worse. Miguel de Cervantes
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In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger
generation,
it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation. Roger
Allen
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OWIM
(Oh Well It's Monday)
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The Vatican Express Card. Don't leave Rome without it.
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good
is like
expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian." Dennis
Wholey
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For Writers Only
Better to write for yourself and have no public,
than to write for the public and have no self. Cyril Connolly
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Inspiration is wonderful when it happens, but the writer must develop an
approach
for the rest of the time. The wait is simply too long. Bernstein
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I think it would be a good idea.
Mahatma
Gandhi, when asked what he thought of Western civilization
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Service Tip Of The Week
"Hire character. Train skill." Peter Schutz
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Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this:
At age 79, Benjamin Franklin invented the bifocals.
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HAL, the computer in "2001 a Space Odyssey" got its name from
taking
each letter of the alphabet preceding the letters IBM.
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!
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I have a mind like a steel...animal catcher thingee
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I once found a throw rug in a catch basin.
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I went to the Missing Persons Bureau. No one was there.
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Classics From the
Capital City
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics
are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
Bertrand Russell
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We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people. Schopenhauer
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All men are frauds.
The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny
it. Mencken
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People want economy and they will pay any price to get it. Lee
Iacocca
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Television has proved that people will look at anything
rather than each other. Ann Landers
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Somebody has to do something,
and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us. Jerry
Garcia, (of the Grateful Dead)
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Proverbs 27:8
Like a bird that strays from its nest is a man who strays from his home.
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The Fortune Cookie
Never buy a one of a kind item at a two for
one sale.
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The Final Word From Treebranch
Little girl to Mom while watching Dad try to kill moles with a
garden hose.
"There goes Dad again, making fountains out of mole
hills."
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"You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing."
Meryl Streep
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We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we
give. MacFinan
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