Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly   5-30-2005
Our 8th year of publication in Helena, Montana!
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Spirit, that made those heroes dare
To die, and leave their children free.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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  Bad Joke Monday
What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something
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Lively infants can make days shorter, nights longer, love
stronger, bank accounts smaller, and the future brighter.
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Montana Quick Facts
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Instructions For Life
Peace is more important than all justice;
and peace was not made for the sake of justice, 
but justice for the sake of peace.    Martin Luther
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 Thoughts While Waiting For
The East Helena Memorial Day Parade
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Decoration Day is the most beautiful of our national holidays
The grim cannon have turned into palm branches,
and the shell and shrapnel into peach blossoms. Thomas Bailey Aldrich
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On thy grave the rain shall fall from the eyes of a mighty nation! Parsons
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With the tears a Land hath shed Their graves should ever be green. Aldrich
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The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. Campbell
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Who kept the faith and fought the fight;
The glory theirs, the duty ours. Bruce
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All we have of freedom, all we use or know
This our fathers bought for us long and long ago. Rudyard Kipling
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And they who for their country die shall fill an honored grave,
for glory lights the soldier's tomb, and beauty weeps the brave. Joseph Drake
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They shall beat their swords into plowshares,
and their spears into pruning hooks:
nation shall not lift up sword against nation,
neither shall they learn war any more. Isaiah
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 OWIM (Oh Well It's Monday)
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A Life?  Cool!  Where can I download one?
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The truth is out there?  Does anyone know the URL?
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Montana Facts & Fun Web Site of the Week
The Virtual Hospital http://www.vh.org/

Health care providers are in constant need of current, authoritative medical information
in order to help them take better care of their patients. Patients also need access
to current and authoritative medical information
to help them live healthier lives and take better care of themselves when ill.

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For Writers Only
Always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write
the first word, when and if you get around to it.
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"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world.
This makes it hard to plan the day." E. B. White
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"With 60 staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure 
and a definite hardening of the paragraphs." James Thurber
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The world tolerates conceit from those who are successful, but not from anybody else. John Blake
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  Service Tip Of The Week
Ability is what you're capable of doing...
Motivation determines what you do...
Attitude determines how well you do it.
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  Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this:
On May 20 - 21, 1927
Charles Lindbergh achieved the first nonstop solo
flight across the Atlantic in the Spirit of St. Louis.
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On May 20 - 21, 1932,
Amelia Earhart became the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic.  
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
New Dictionary Definition
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
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  Classics From the Capital City
How important it is for us to recognize and celebrate our heroes and she-roes!  Maya Angelou
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The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war
appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.  Robert Lynd
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"We Will Not Waiver, We Will Not Tire, We Will Not Falter
We WILL NOT FAIL "  President George W. Bush  October 7, 2001
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Four things support the world: the learning of the wise, the justice of the great,
the prayers of the good, and the valor of the brave.
A calm sea does not make a skilled sailor. (African proverb)
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A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
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A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
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A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart,
and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
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There are many ways to measure success; not the least of which is the
way your child describes you when talking to a friend.

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Proverbs 24:6
For waging war you need guidance, and for victory many advisers.
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Happiness Is ...
A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg
even though you're slightly cracked.
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 The Fortune Cookie
Wise men don't need advise. Fools don't take it
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The Final Word From Treebranch
You will never know how much it cost the present generation
to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make good use of it!
John Adams, letter to Abigail Adams, April 26, 1777 
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Nostalgia makes me long for the good old days.
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Montana Information
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