Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter

Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly   6-6-2005
Our 8th year of publication in Helena, Montana!
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Bad Joke Monday
Abdominos... sit-ups & pizza.
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Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
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Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
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Instructions For Life
Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every person has many-
not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. Charles Dickens
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Thoughts While Waiting For Svenskarnas Dag
(Swedish Independence Day - June 24th)

Those who wish to sing always find a song. Swedish Proverb
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The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected Swedish Proverb
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A peacock has too little in its head, too much in its tail. Swedish Proverb
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Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. Swedish Proverb
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Eyes that do not cry, do not see. Swedish Proverb
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One should go invited to a friend in good fortune, and uninvited in misfortune. Swedish Proverb
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Fear less, hope more, eat less, chew more, whine less, breathe more, talk less,
say more, love more, and all good things will be yours. -Swedish Proverb.
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Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water.
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Advice should be viewed from behind. Swedish Proverb
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The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm. Swedish Proverb
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OWIM (Oh Well It's Monday)
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A:\ B:\ C:\ - Alphabet of a new generation.
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The trouble with giving advice is that people want to repay you.
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Archeologists will date any old thing.
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Montana Facts & Fun Web Site of the Week
The Thinking Machine4 - Chess Game
http://turbulence.org/spotlight/thinking/
If you play chess you'll enjoy playing against the Thinking Machine.
If you don't play chess, you'll enjoy watching the colored lines sweep across
the computer in all directions as the Thinking Machine plans it's next move.
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For Writers Only
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
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"Reach high, for the stars lie hidden in your soul.
Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal." Pamela Vaull Starr
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it
than to consume wealth without producing it. George Bernard Shaw
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Service Tip Of The Week
Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. Eric Hoffer
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Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this:
Today's Puzzle:
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(Thanks Jerri) Answer at the bottom of page.
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
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Headlines from the satirical newspaper TheOnion.com:
* Federal Judge Rules Parker Brothers Holds Monopoly Monopoly.
* ACLU Defends Nazis' Right to Burn Down ACLU Headquarters.
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  Classics From the Capital City
"To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you might be the world." Anonymous
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Our nation was born in struggle and in sacrifice.
It is not new for our people to surmount obstacles and bring order out of chaos.
We shall do so again. Herbert Lehman
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People are like tea bags.
You have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.
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A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner. English proverb
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If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
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The beginning is always today. Mary Wollstonecraft
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Proverbs 15:9
The LORD detests the way of the wicked
but he loves those who pursue righteousness.
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Happiness Is ...
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face. Victor Hugo
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The Fortune Cookie
God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest.
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The Final Word From Treebranch
The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20
has wasted 30 years of his life. Muhammad Ali
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Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
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A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and does what he wants to do. Bob Dylan
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Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if this is your last day. James Dean
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Abandon your animosities and make your sons Americans! Robert E. Lee
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Montana Information
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101 Local, State & National News & Information Sources
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