Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
                            News & Entertainment Weekly   8-1-2005
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                                            Bad Joke Monday
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f you are classified as a POSSLQ by the Census Bureau, you are a
"Person of Opposite Sex, Sharing Living Quarters."

The Paul Revere Virus:
Warns of impending hard disk attack  Once if by LAN, twice if by C:/>.

                               
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             Quote Of The Week (Thanks to Lisa McNeil)
"There's a difference between interest and commitment.
When you're interested in something, you do it only when circumstances permit.
When you're committed to something, you accept no excuses, only results."  

                               Thoughts While Shaving

"Women are expected to do twice as much as men in half the time and for no credit.
Fortunately this isn't difficult."  Charlotte Whitton  1st Female Mayor of Ottawa, Canada

Coffee, chocolate, men . . Some things are just better rich.

"There is only one way to kill capitalism -- by taxes, taxes, and more taxes."  Karl Marx

I like a person who knows his own mind and sticks to it; who sees at
once  what, in given circumstances, is to be done, and does it. William Hazlitt

The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously. Hubert H. Humphrey

He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met. Abraham Lincoln

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death. Harold Wilson

We live in a moment of history where change is so speeded up that we begin
to see the present only when it is already disappearing.  R. D. Laing

The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and
richness to  life that nothing else can bring. Oscar Wilde

The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law. Alex Levin

                             
Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon

Politically Correct Virus:  Never calls itself a "virus." 
Instead, it's an "electronic microorganism."

Government Spokesman Virus:  Nothing works, but all
your diagnostic software says everything is fine.

Tom Brokaw, signing off DATELINE:
"Get the latest developments overnight on TODAY tomorrow morning."

         Montana Facts & Fun Service Tips Of The Week
To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate
the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. T. S. Eliot 

To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences. Patterson

        Classics From The Capital City - It's The Cowboy Way

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

  * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

* A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor.

* Do not corner something you know is meaner than you.

* Every path has a few puddles.
 
* Always drink upstream from the herd.

* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

        Montana Facts&Fun Web Site Of The Week
LibrarySpot.com http://www.libraryspot.com/   This site is a free virtual library resource center
for educators, students, librarians and families.  

                   How The Internet Changes Old Sayings

I am logged in...therefore, I am.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

The first Ten Commandments are the hardest.

                           
Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this.

A journey of a hundred miles starts with an argument over how to load the car.

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, 
and dumb enough to think it's important.  Eugene McCarthy

                          
The Fortune Cookie
A word of advice...don't give it.

                        Proverbs 10:12
Hatred stirs up dissension, but love covers over all wrongs.

              
O W I M (Oh Well It’s Monday)
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?

Bad Spellers of the world UNTIE!

"Experts in Washington say that if the coast guard's ships aren't replaced soon, 
they will be unable to keep drugs and illegal aliens from entering our country.
God forbid that should ever happen.
Imagine what this place would be like if illegal aliens and drugs were able to get in here?"  Jay Leno

                 
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The Final Word From Treebranch
When fear knocks at the door, and you answer, there will be no one there

Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas
if you stop opening presents for a minute and look around.

Love comes from people's hearts. God made the hearts.

No experience is without meaning, and no life without value. Gary Zukav

"It is the malady of our age that the young are so busy teaching us
that they have no time left to learn." Eric Hoffer

People who are wrapped up in themselves are overdressed.

If we made it illegal, do you think more people would vote?

To belittle is to be little.

                                              
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