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Doctors tell us there are over
seven million people who
are overweight,
Of course these are only
round figures.
We're a fastidious couple. She's fast ... I'm tedious.
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Instructions For Life
Remember the 3 R's - Respect for self; Respect for others;
Responsibility for all your actions.
Quote Of The Week
Knowing the Bible is one thing. Knowing the Author is another!
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy. Howard W. Newton
Thoughts
While Shaving
He who laughs, lasts. Mary Pettibone Poole
If people concentrated on the really important things in life,
there'd
be a shortage of fishing poles.
I'm tired of reality - I want a fairy godmother!
The past is a guidepost, not a hitching post. L. Thomas Holdcroft
A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write,
if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself.
What a man can be,
he must be. Abraham Maslow
Be what you wish to be thought to be Cicero, 44 BC.
There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is
sensible. Lichtenberg
The most absurd and reckless aspirations have sometimes led to
extraordinary success. Vauvenargues
Confusion is always the most honest response. Marty
Indik
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead
Balloon
A duck walks into a pharmacy and says
"I'd like some Chap Stick, and just put it on my bill!"
I admire the way he spends. He's a
real credit to his card.
Maybe watched pots never boil, but those you don't watch
can make an awful mess on the stove.
Montana Facts & Fun Service Tip Of The Week
Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they
are. Malcolm Forbes
Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something
no one else is thinking.
Do, every day, something no one else would be silly
enough to do.
It is bad for the mind to be always part of unanimity.
Christopher Morley
Classics From The Capital City
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind,
what is the significance of
a clean desk? Laurence
J. Peter
But in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. Benjamin
Franklin
Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. Bill
Nye
Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other,
reach for your wallet, because you're being had. Michael
Crichton
Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. Mahatma
Gandhi
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. Erica Jong
The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion. G. K.
Chesterton
We can't change the winds but we can
adjust our sails.
FREEDOM isn't FREE .... someone pays for you and
me.
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Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to
know this.
Your tongue print is as unique as your fingerprints.
Before the barometer was discovered, German meteorologists would predict air pressure
changes with frogs. Frogs croak when
pressure drops.
Proverbs
11:14
For lack of guidance a nation falls, but many advisers
make victory sure.
O W I M (Oh Well It’s
Monday)
Budget: An attempt to live
below your yearnings.
Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do
something you said couldn't be done.
Would a pencil without lead be considered pointless.
The
Fortune Cookie
Blowing out the other guy's
candle won't cause yours to shine any brighter.
The Writer's Block
Because I've always felt, whether the fatwa or whatever, the writer's
great weapon is the
truth and integrity of his voice. And as long as
what you're saying is what you truly,
honestly believe to be the
case, then whatever the consequences, that's fine.
That's an
honorable position. Salman Rushdie
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The Final Word From Treebranch
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
A synonym is a word you use if you can't spell the other one.
According to Nielson Media Research, the average person
watches television
about 4 hours per day - or, more precisely, 27 hours and 53 minutes a
week.
In 10 years will radio stations be playing classic rap?
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."
Gene Hill
Take time to laugh - it is the music of the soul. From an old English
prayer.
He who smiles rather than rages is always the stronger.
Japanese proverb
"Will and I could hardly wait for the morning to come to get at
something
that interested us. That's happiness." Orville Wright,
co-inventor of the airplane
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