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News & Entertainment Weekly 8-8-2005
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"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing, but
none of them serious." Alan Minter, Boxer
Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season.
One word and one word only: Super Bowl." Bill Peterson,
football coach
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Quote Of The Week
"Heresy is the name given by the
powerful to the doctrines of the weak"
Thoughts
While Shaving
"All I am I owe to my mother." George Washington
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim
Carrey
I'm always relieved when someone delivers a euology, and
I realize I'm listening to it. George Carlin
The man with a new idea is a crank. Until the idea
succeeds." Mark Twain
"Such is the human race.
Often it does seem such a pity that Noah. didn't miss the boat."
Mark Twain
Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after
another.
The most adorable bride of today will be someone's mother-in-law
in the future.
Nobody plans to fail, they just fail to plan.
Worry is interest paid in advance for a debt you may never owe.
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
I was thinking about old age and decided that it is 'when you
still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce
it'
Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead
Balloon
Yogi Berra, while playing in the 2003 Bob Hope Chrysler
Classic golf tournament: "If I'd hit that harder, I'd of
missed it closer."
Brad Miller, Indiana Pacers center, on the team's struggles last
season:
"It's not going to be peaches and gravy all the time."
Seattle Sonics guard Ray Allen, stating the obvious:
"Every time we've lost, it's because we didn't score enough
points."
Howie Long on fellow FOX Sports analyst Terry Bradshaw:
"He's the big brother I never wanted."
Montana Facts & Fun Service
Tip Of The Week Thanks to Diana Sacramento
Excellence can be obtained if you:
Care more then others think is wise.
Risk more then others think is safe.
Expect more then others think is possible.
Enthuse more then others think is sensible.
Dream more then others think is practical.
Follow this creed to obtain excellence.
Classics From The Capital City
Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time;
it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable. Sidney
J. Harris
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.
The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. William
Arthur Ward
The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not mean
that if you are good you will be happy,
I mean that if you are happy you will be good. Bertrand Russell
I had rather do and not promise than promise and not do. Arthur Warwick
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How
Old Sayings Change
"The Internet is a great way to get on the net." Bob
Dole
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." Britney
Spears
"Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to
win." Jonathan Kozel
Two kinds of people fail:
those who listen to nobody and those who listen to everybody.
Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to
know this.
The Most Valuable Player of the first two Super Bowls was Bart Starr.
The
Fortune Cookie
To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in
doing it.
Proverbs 11:2
When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.
O W I M (Oh Well It’s
Monday)
I thought about making a fitness movie, for folks my age, and
call it "Pumping Rust."
Only one shopping day left until tomorrow!
Why be difficult? Put some effort in and be impossible.
Laughing stock - cattle with a sense of humor
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The Final Word From Treebranch
Don't bother about genius. Don't worry about being clever.
Trust to hard work, perseverance and determination. Sir Frederick
Treves
What is written without effort is in general read without
pleasure. Samuel Johnson
It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me,
but it can stop him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty
important. Martin Luther King Jr.
All big things in this world are done by people who are naive and
have an idea that is obviously impossible. Dr. Frank Richards
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
T. S. Eliot
Better keep yourself clean and bright;
you are the window through which you must see the world. George
Bernard Shaw
Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat. Malcolm
Forbes
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