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                            News & Entertainment Weekly   8-8-2005
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                                            Bad Joke Monday
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"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing, but none of them serious." Alan Minter, Boxer

Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season.
One word and one word only: Super Bowl."  Bill Peterson, football coach

                               
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                               Quote Of The Week
"Heresy is the name given by the powerful to the doctrines of the weak"

                               Thoughts While Shaving

"All I am I owe to my mother." George Washington

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.  Jim Carrey

I'm always relieved when someone delivers a euology, and
I realize I'm listening to it.  George Carlin

The man with a new idea is a crank.  Until the idea succeeds."  Mark Twain

"Such is the human race. 
Often it does seem such a pity that Noah. didn't miss the boat."  Mark Twain

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.

The most adorable bride of today will be someone's mother-in-law in the future.

Nobody plans to fail, they just fail to plan.

Worry is interest paid in advance for a debt you may never owe.

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.

I was thinking about old age and decided that it is 'when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it'

                             
Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon

Yogi Berra, while playing in the 2003 Bob Hope Chrysler
Classic golf tournament:  "If I'd hit that harder, I'd of missed it closer."

Brad Miller, Indiana Pacers center, on the team's struggles last season:
"It's not going to be peaches and gravy all the time."

Seattle Sonics guard Ray Allen, stating the obvious:
"Every time we've lost, it's because we didn't score enough points."

Howie Long on fellow FOX Sports analyst Terry Bradshaw: 
"He's the big brother I never wanted."

         Montana Facts & Fun Service Tip Of The Week  Thanks to Diana Sacramento
         
Excellence can be obtained if you:
Care more then others think is wise.
Risk more then others think is safe.
Expect more then others think is possible.
Enthuse more then others think is sensible.
Dream more then others think is practical.
                          Follow this creed to obtain excellence.

        Classics From The Capital City
Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time;
it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable. Sidney J. Harris

The mediocre teacher tells.  The good teacher explains.
The superior teacher demonstrates.  The great teacher inspires. William Arthur Ward

The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not mean that if you are good you will be happy,
I mean that if you are happy you will be good. Bertrand Russell

I had rather do and not promise than promise and not do. Arthur Warwick

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If you have questions as you browse the materials on this Web site,
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                  How Old Sayings Change

"The Internet is a great way to get on the net."  Bob Dole

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." Britney Spears

"Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win." Jonathan Kozel

Two kinds of people fail:
those who listen to nobody and those who listen to everybody.

                           
Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this.
The Most Valuable Player of the first two Super Bowls was Bart Starr.

                          
The Fortune Cookie
To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.

                        Proverbs 11:2
When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.

              
O W I M (Oh Well It’s Monday)
I thought about making a fitness movie, for folks my age, and call it "Pumping Rust."

Only one shopping day left until tomorrow!

Why be difficult? Put some effort in and be impossible.

Laughing stock - cattle with a sense of humor

                 
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The Final Word From Treebranch
Don't bother about genius. Don't worry about being clever.
Trust to hard work, perseverance and determination. Sir Frederick Treves

What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure. Samuel Johnson

It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me,
but it can stop him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important. Martin Luther King Jr.

All big things in this world are done by people who are naive and
have an idea that is obviously impossible. Dr. Frank Richards

Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.  T. S. Eliot

 Better keep yourself clean and bright; 
you are the window through which you must see the world. George Bernard Shaw

Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat. Malcolm Forbes

                                              
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