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News & Entertainment Weekly 9-26-2005
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Bad Joke Monday
Have you seen the new Italian Pasta Diet?
Just walk pasta bakery without stopping, walk pasta candy store
without stopping,
walk pasta ice cream store without stopping.
Used to be that my true love brought me chocolate.
Now my true love IS chocolate.
Why do fools fall in love then spend their time telling you the
details?
Montana's
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Instructions For Life
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in.
Quote Of The Week
In order to discover new lands,
one must be willing to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. Andre
Gide
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Thoughts
While Shaving
Courage is the greatest of all the virtues. Because if you haven't
courage,
you may not have an opportunity to use any of the others. Samuel
Johnson
I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it. Edith
Sitwell
The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to
govern.
Every class is unfit to govern. Lord Acton
Great is the road I climb, but the garland offered by an easier
effort is not worth the gathering. Sextus Propertius
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just
found out. Will Rogers
Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. Jon Lithgow
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up
children;
now I have six children and no theories. John Wilmot
Anyone who can handle a needle convincingly
can make us see a thread which is not there. Gombrich
Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead
Balloon
Too Much Internet?
When you read a magazine, you have an irresistible urge to click on the
underlined passages.
Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born.
I don't want to say the show was a disaster,
but former Presidents Clinton and Bush showed up today." David
Letterman
Buy - Sell - Trade - Give Away
Montana Facts & Fun Service Tip Of The Week
Why do they waste all that money installing 15 checkout lines and then
only use two?
When a man wants to believe something, it doesn't take much to
convince him.
Classics From The Capital City
Remember that if the opportunities for great deeds should never come,
the opportunities for good deeds are renewed day by day. The thing
for us to long for is the goodness, not the glory. F.W. Faber
I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death
penalty. Nancy Reagan
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm. John
F. Kennedy
What can be added to the happiness of a man who is in health,
out of debt, and has a clear conscience? Adam Smith
Far away in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not
reach
them, but I can look up and see the beauty, believe in them and try
to follow where they lead. Louisa May Alcott
Montana Facts&Fun Web Site Of The Week
Classroom ClipArt http://www.classroomclipart.com/
It has over 30,000 pictures and illustrations in over 7,000
Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to
know this.
The letters of the alphabet in order of their frequency of use are,
ETAISONHRDLUCMFWYPGVBKJQXZ
In 1919, Felix the Cat made his debut in the "Feline
Follies."
He was the first animated film star.
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Local - Regional - National - World Wide News Links
Proverbs 11:2
When pride comes, then
comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.
O W I M (Oh Well It’s
Monday)
You Know You're Over The Hill When.
Your Insurance Company has started sending you their free
calendar...a month at a time.
When you do the "Hokey Pokey" you put your left hip
out...and it stays out.
Your new easy chair has more options than your car.
You light the candles on your birthday cake
and a group of campers form a circle and start singing Cumbaya..
You wonder why you waited so long to take up macrame.
It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump.
You go to a Garden Party and you're mainly interested in the
garden.
You reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging
about it.
The
Fortune Cookie
You cannot
do a kindness too soon,
for you never know how soon it will be too late.
Facts
& Fun Newsletter Archives
The Writer's Block
The covers of this book are too far apart. Ambrose Bierce
When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all
day"
I always wonder, how can that be? How can you not have all day? George
Carlin
What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it? Doctor
Who
Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range
than saying what we know. Cullen Hightower
101
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The Final Word From Treebranch
It's 91 days until Christmas, do you know where your credit cards are?
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Provides government leaders,
policy-makers, and businesses a way to estimate
the
financial costs of a physically inactive company or community.
Get the data needed to make your calculation here Montana
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