Montana Facts&Fun
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Entertainment Weekly 10-2-06
Our 9th year of service
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Bad Joke Monday
You know you’re getting old when your kids
start putting your cards and letters on their refrigerator doors.
And now, a joke for the psychics
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Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
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All high achievers plan
their work and work their plan, for they are keenly aware that
"luck" is most often being prepared to take advantage of a
situation.
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God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest.
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Thoughts While Shaving
I think I'd like to be remembered as someone who beat the odds through
just plain determination. ... that I persevered. Because I think that
being somewhat of a pest to life, constantly plaguing and pursuing, will
bring results. Sylvester Stallone
Patience is counting down without
blasting off.
Whether you believe you can do a thing or not, you are right. Henry
Ford
We can't all be heroes
because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. Will
Rogers
Heroes are people who rise to the occasion and slip quietly away." Brokaw
HUMANKIND
Man must realize his own unimportance
before he can appreciate his importance. R. M. Baumgardy
Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead
Balloon
Hiking Trail Sign
"Quicksand warning:
Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned...
By order of the District Council."
Buy - Sell - Trade - Give Away Do
It All Right Here
Good Service Tip Of The Week
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
Victor Hugo
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Classics From The Capital City
Our nation was born in struggle and in sacrifice. It is not new for
our people to surmount obstacles and bring order out of chaos. We shall do
so again. Herbert Lehman,
To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you might be the world. Anonymous
Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has many--
not
on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. Charles Dickens
I'm not just a gardener, I'm a Plant Manager. Belva
The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can
envision something, you can do it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Always remember this: If you don't attend the
funerals of your
friends,
they will certainly not attend yours. H.L. Mencken
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an online resource center for
people living with cancer Includes.
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Ski Question Of The Week: Won’t It Evvvvvvvvvver Snoooow?
You might be a redneck if:
You can identify your friends by the sound of their mufflers.
You think the freeway is the back door of the movie theater
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Hatred stirs up dissension, but love covers over all wrongs.
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O W I M (Oh Well It’s Monday
PUNS ABOUT THE LAW
* Lawyers wear law suits.
* A lawyer using a facsimile machine must be sure to get his fax straight.
* A lawyer for a church did some cross-examining.
* Never interrupt a judge in the middle of a sentence.
The Fortune Cookie(s)
He who hurries cannot walk with dignity
The greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising up
every time we fall. Confucius
A leader is powerful to the degree he empowers others.
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We keep going back, stronger, not weaker,
because we will not allow rejection to beat us down.
It will only strengthen our resolve.
To be successful there is no other way. Earl G. Graves
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. William
Shakespeare
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The Final Word From
Treebranch
Youth is when we are always hunting greener pastures,
and
middle age is when we can barely mow the one we've got.
Living would be easier if men showed as much patience
at home as they do when they're fishing.
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