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Instructions For Life
When written in Chinese, the word crisis is
composed of two characters.
One represents danger and the other represents opportunity. John F.
Kennedy
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Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have, or sleep all you want.
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A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the
polls. Dan Quayle
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We'd like to avoid problems, because when we have problems,
we can have troubles. Governor Wesley Bolin
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The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it's only the people who make them
unsafe.
Frank Rizzo, Mayor, Philadelphia
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The loss of life will be irreplaceable. Dan Quayle
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We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute
poverty equally.
Nguyen Co Thatch, Vietnamese foreign minister
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We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of
people.
Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC instructor
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If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low
crime rate.
Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C.
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Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm
still alive."
But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same
again."
Sen. Barbara Boxer
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If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure
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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because they had to go on in pairs!
Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier
pigeon?
A: A bird who knocks before delivering its message!
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I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who
conquers his
enemies, for the hardest victory is over self. Aristotle,
philosopher
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Happiness Is:
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills. Making the last
car payment.
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The future will be better tomorrow. Dan Quayle
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Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or
sarcastic thing. Erskine
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Q: Why did the teacher put the lights on? A: Because the class was so dim!
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Don't take down a fence until you know why it was put up.
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The Writer's Block
To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given a
chance to create,
is the meat and potatoes of life. The money is the gravy. Bette Davis
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The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore they attempt
the impossible
and achieve it, generation after generation. Pearl S. Buck
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Man has never made any material as resilient as the human spirit. Bernard
Williams
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The Final Word From
Treebranch
Labor disgraces no man; unfortunately, you occasionally
find men who disgrace labor. Ulysses S. Grant
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who put people
into categories and those who don't. Mark Twain
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When we tire of well-worn ways, we seek for new. This restless craving
in the souls of
men spurs them to climb, and to seek the mountain view. Ella Wheeler Wilcox
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Pain is temporary, pride is forever.
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