Montana Facts&Fun
News &
Entertainment Weekly 10-9-06
Our 9th year of service
in Helena, Montana
Bad Joke Monday
What did Noah do for a job?
He was an ark-itecht!
"Oil has fallen to $60 a barrel. Experts predict it will
continue to fall until exactly one minute after the polls close on
November 7th." Jay Leno
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Herb Trebranch Says:
Courtesy is simply doing unto others what you would like them to do unto
you.
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Instructions For Life
The three great essentials to achieving anything worthwhile are;
first, hard work, second, stick-to-it-iveness, and third, common sense. Edison
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Quote
Of The Week
Life leaps like a geyser for those willing to drill through the rock of
inertia. Carrel
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Thoughts While Shaving
Let us move on, and step out boldly, though it be into the night,
and we can scarcely see the way. Charles B. Newcomb
I have always been delighted at the prospect of a new day, a fresh try,
one more start,
with perhaps a bit of magic waiting somewhere behind the morning. J. B.
Priestly
It is better by noble boldness to run the risk of being subject to half
the evils we
anticipate than to remain in cowardly listlessness for fear of what might
happen.
Herodotus
The greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising up every time we
fall. Confucius
"Yesterday is a canceled check.
Tomorrow is a promissory note.
Today is cash spend it wisely."
People often say that motivation doesn’t last.
Well, neither does bathing; that's why we recommend it daily. Zig
Ziglar
Attitude is the mind's paintbrush, it can color any
situation.
Why is it that all of the instruments seeking
intelligent
life in the universe are pointed away from Earth?" Anonymous
A wise man will make more opportunities than he
finds. Francis Bacon
Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead
Balloon
Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
Doctor, Doctor I've broken my arm in two places.
Well don't go back there again then!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a yo-yo.
Are you stringing me along!
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Good Service Tip Of The Week
He who has health has hope; and he who has hope, has everything.
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Classics From The Capital City
Perseverance is a great element of success. If you only knock
long
enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. Longfellow
Anyone Without a Sense of Humor is at the Mercy of the Rest of
Us!
The best things in life aren't things. Art Buchwald
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Companies that look for senior citizens for their workforce.
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this!
How to play Happy Birthday on your phone by pressing the buttons.
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Man on the street corner with sign. "Please help. I'm
self-unemployed."
The Fortune Cookie (s)
Always keep your words soft and
sweet,
just in case you have to eat them.
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The Writer's Block
For all sad words of tongue and pen,
the saddest are these,
'It might have been'." John Greenleaf Whittier
"You can tell whether a
man is clever by his answers.
You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions." Naguib
Mahfouz
"You can outdistance
that which is running after you,
but not what is running inside you." Rwandan Proverb
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The Final Word From
Treebranch
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions -
it only guarantees equality of opportunity. Irving Kristol
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