Montana Facts&Fun
News &
Entertainment Weekly 11-27-06
Our 9th year of service
in Helena, Montana
Bad Joke Monday - Newspaper Comic Lines
- The airplane was only a few feet from the ground when it
crashed, witnesses said.
- With the exception of victimless crimes (which need not concern
us here), every single crime committed in this nation of ours involves a
victim.
- A purple lady's bicycle was missing from Serendipity Lane
recently.
- Montreal police don't hesitate to use whatever laws or
persuasion they feel they need to control morality in the city and
prevent it from getting a foothold.
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Instructions For Life
The only service a friend can really render is to keep up
your courage by holding up to you a mirror in which you can see a noble
image of yourself. G. Bernard Shaw
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Quote
Of The Week
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. Thomas A.
Edison
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Thoughts While Shaving
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. Beverly
Sills
The great thing and the hard thing is to stick to things when you
have outlived the first interest, and not yet got the second, which
comes with a sort of mastery. Janet Erskine Stuart
Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be
done
without hope and confidence. Helen Keller
The height of your accomplishments will equal the depth of your
convictions. William F. Scolavino
Slight not what is near though aiming at what is far. Euripides
If I have ever made any valuable discoveries, it has been owing
more
to patient attention than to any other talent. Isaac Newton
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead
Balloon
If all your problems are behind you, you must be a school bus driver.
People are living longer than ever before, a
phenomenon
undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.
Buy - Sell - Trade - Give Away Do
It All Right Here
Good Service Tip Of The Week
Great hopes make great men. Thomas Fuller
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Classics From The Capital City
Don't wait for your "ship to come in" and feel angry and cheated
when
it doesn't. Get going with something now. Irene Kassorla
Laughter is the language of the Gods. Buddhist saying
When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people
happy. Samuel Goldwyn
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and
sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. Arnold H.
Glasow
Making the decision to have a child - it's momentous. It is to
decide
forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. Elizabeth
Stone
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Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know
this!
Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something
that you said couldn't be done.
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OWIM
(Oh Well It’s Monday)
A duck walks into a drug store, "I'd like some
Chapstick, please, and just put it on my bill!"
The really frightening thing about middle age is that
you know you'll grow out of it. Doris Day
The Fortune Cookie
Anyone who doesn't make mistakes isn't trying hard enough
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The Writer's Block
"The wastepaper basket is the writer's best friend. Isaac
Bashevis Singer
"I write what I like, and I find likable characters
boring". David Shore
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The Final Word From Treebranch
Pain nourishes courage. You can't be brave if you've only had
wonderful things happen to you. Mary Tyler Moore
Be of good cheer. Do not think of today's failures, but of the
success that may come tomorrow. You have set yourselves a difficult
task, but you will succeed if you persevere; and you will find a joy
in overcoming obstacles. Helen Keller
Not a day passes over this earth but men and women of note do great
deeds, speak great words and suffer noble sorrows. Charles Reed
Failure is only postponed success as long as courage
"coaches"
ambition. The habit of persistence is the habit of victory. Herbert
Kaufman
A friend hears the song in my heart and sings it to me when my
memory fails.
There are many ways to measure success; not the least of which is
the
way your child describes you when talking to a friend.
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