Montana Facts&Fun Weekly

Montana Facts&Fun
News & Entertainment Weekly 1-16-06
Our 9th year of service in Helena, Montana

Bad Joke Monday
Q. What do fishermen and hypochondriacs have in common?
A. They don't really have to catch anything to be happy.

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Today's Montana News Fast

Overheard at the water cooler
We could certainly slow down the aging process if
it had to work its way through Congress.

Don't worry about avoiding temptation...
As you grow older, it will avoid you.

Instructions For Life
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to
fight for their rights, we'll be called a democracy. Roger Baldwin
Montana's Community Service On Line Auction

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. Victor Borge

Quote Of The Week
Success is the ability to go from failure to failure
without losing your enthusiasm. Sir Winston Churchill

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Thoughts While Shaving

When Columbus came to America, there were no taxes, no debts, and no pollution.
The women did all the work while the men hunted or fished all day.
Ever since then a bunch of do-gooders have been trying to "improve" the place.

I'm not into working out. My new philosophy: No pain, no pain.

The reason some people play golf is to
wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.

Good friendships are fragile things and require as much care as any
other fragile and precious thing. Randolph S. Bourne

Whether you be man or woman
you will never do anything in this world without courage.
It is the greatest quality of the mind next to honor. James Lane Allen

True happiness is not attained through self-gratification,
but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. Helen Keller

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes
taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. Charlotte Bronte

Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
After listening to five Senate colleagues take and hour to make introductory remarks at a
hearing, Sen. Byron Dorgan, (D., N.D.) quipped, "If the Senators cooperated on a
textbook the introduction would be 450 pages, and the text would be one page."

Buy - Sell - Trade - Give Away

Good Service Tip Of The Week
Freedom of the press belongs to the man who owns the press.

Classics From The Capital City

As we let our own light shine,
we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.
As we are liberated from our own fear,
our presence automatically liberates others. Nelson Mandela

If you have made mistakes...there is always another chance for you...
you may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this
thing we call "failure" is not the falling down, but the staying down. Mary Pickford

I'm not into working out. My new philosophy: No pain, no pain.

There are three ways to get things done:
1) do it yourself - 2) hire someone to do it - 3) forbid your kids to do it

            Montana Facts Link Of The Week: Guinness Book of Records
                                   http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/

                      Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this!
                A bore is someone who stays me-deep in every conversation.

Lively infants can make days shorter, nights longer,
love stronger, bank accounts smaller, and the future brighter.

101 Local - Regional - National - World Wide News Links

                               Proverbs 24:17
Do not gloat when your enemy falls;
when he stumbles, do not let your heart rejoice.

                               O W I M (Oh Well It’s Monday
A nest in which insects or spiders deposit their eggs is called a "nidus."

                          THERE WHEN WE NEED THEM MOST!
                     THANKS! Road Report Team at MDOT.

                                        The Fortune Cookie
Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races, one after another.

                                Facts & Fun Newsletter Archives

                                        The Writer's Block
"The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life.
Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat." Albert Einstein

                             101 Local, State & National News & Information Sources

                                                The Final Word From Treebranch
There's always at least one bolt on anything that's adjustable that will
fit whatever size wrench you don't have.

                                                Middle age is...
having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier.

when work is a lot less fun - and fun a lot more work.

when your doctor, not the police, caution you to slow down.

We have a prophet-sharing plan for you.

The Lord loves a cheerful giver, but if you're feeling a little grouchy,
go ahead and give anyway, it may cheer you up.

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

You can train a cat to do anything it wants to do.

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