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Bad Joke Monday
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
"Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing
- and that was the closest our country has ever been to being
even." Will Rogers
"Trial by jury is the palladium of our liberties. I do not
know what a palladium is,
but I am sure it is a good thing!" Mark Twain
"No one appreciates the value of constructive
criticism more thoroughly
than the one who's giving it." Hal Chadwick
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Overheard at the water cooler
"Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the
human face." Victor Hugo
Instructions For
Life
How do you explain counter-clockwise to a kid who grew
up with a digital watch?
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Quote Of The Week
Every man stamps his value on himself...
man is made great or small
by his own will. J.C.F. von Schiller
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Thoughts while watching the Great
Grandkids
play with their Christmas gifts
During the constitutional convention in 1787 when it
was proposed that the
National Army be limited to 3,000 men, George
Washington whispered from
his presiding chair, "Then we should have another article providing
that no foreign
nation with an army exceeding 3,000 men be allowed to invade."
So, then, to every man his chance -- to every man,
regardless of his birth, his shining golden opportunity to every man his
right to live, to work, to be himself, to become
whatever his manhood and his vision can combine to make him -- this,
seeker, is the promise of America. Thomas Wolfe
To aim at the best and to remain essentially
ourselves is one and the same thing. Janet Stuart
Life is not holding a good hand; Life is
playing a poor hand well. Danish proverb
Enjoyment is not a goal, it is a feeling that
accompanies important ongoing activity. Paul Goodman
I come to the office each morning and stay for
long hours doing what has to be done to
the best of my ability. And when you've done the best you can you can't
do any better.
Harry S. Truman
No matter who says what, you should accept it
with a smile
and do your own work. Mother Teresa
Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead
Balloon
The colder the X-ray table the more of you has to be on it.
Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it.
Buy - Sell - Trade - Give Away
Good Service Tip Of The Week
Don't work for recognition, but do work worthy of
recognition.
Classics From The Capital City
A man's action is only a picture book of his creed. Ralph Waldo Emerson
"There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors,
and no slave who has not had a king among his. Helen Keller
Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax.
Arthur Schopenhauer
A childlike man is not a man whose development has been arrested;
on the contrary, he is a man who has given himself a chance of continuing
to develop long after most adults have muffled themselves
in the cocoon of middle aged habit and convention. Aldous Huxley
To live at this time is an inestimable privilege, and a sacred obligation
devolves upon you to make right use of your opportunities. Kleiser
Many of our fears are tissue paper thin, and a single
courageous step would carry us clear through them. Brendan Behan
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Lewis and Clark County
http://www.co.lewis-clark.mt.us/
Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to
know this!
If there are two events of equal importance they will happen at the same time.
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Proverbs 13:11
Dishonest money dwindles away, but he who gathers money little by little makes it grow.
O W I M (Oh Well It’s
Monday)
It's A New Day!
Frustrated Mom: Okay young man don't make me use uppercase.
THERE WHEN WE NEED THEM MOST!
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The Fortune Cookie
Today is the last day of the first part of your life.
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The Writer's Block
Writer: What do you think of my joke book? Give me your honest
opinion.
Editor: It isn't worth anything.
Writer: I know, but give it to me anyway. Bob Phillips
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The Final Word From Treebranch
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts?"
and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Little boy: "Grandpa were you on Noah's Ark?"
Grandpa: "No, of course not!"
L. B.:" Then how come you weren't drowned Grandpa?"
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains Well pull yourself together.
Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory! When did this happen?
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later.
Medicare Part D
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