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   Bad Joke Monday
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

"Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing - and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even." Will Rogers

"Trial by jury is the palladium of our liberties. I do not know what a palladium is, 
but I am sure it is a good thing!" Mark Twain

"No one appreciates the value of constructive criticism more thoroughly 
than the one who's giving it." Hal Chadwick

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Overheard at the water cooler
"Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face." Victor Hugo

          Instructions For Life
How do you explain counter-clockwise to a kid who grew up with a digital watch?

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Quote Of The Week
Every man stamps his value on himself... 
man is made great or small by his own will.  J.C.F. von Schiller

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Thoughts while watching the Great Grandkids 
play with their Christmas gifts

During the constitutional convention in 1787 when it was proposed that the 
National Army be limited to 3,000 men,
George Washington whispered from 
his presiding chair, "Then we should have another article providing that no foreign
nation with an army exceeding 3,000 men be allowed to invade."

So, then, to every man his chance -- to every man, regardless of his birth, his shining golden opportunity to every man his right to live, to work, to be himself, to become whatever his manhood and his vision can combine to make him -- this, seeker, is the promise of America.  Thomas Wolfe

To aim at the best and to remain essentially ourselves is one and the same thing. Janet Stuart

Life is not holding a good hand; Life is playing a poor hand well.  Danish proverb

Enjoyment is not a goal, it is a feeling that accompanies important ongoing activity. Paul Goodman

I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours doing what has to be done to 
the best of my ability. And when you've done the best you can you can't do any better.  
Harry S. Truman

No matter who says what, you should accept it with a smile 
and do your own work. Mother Teresa


                             
Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
The colder the X-ray table the more of you has to be on it.

Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it.

                                      Buy - Sell - Trade - Give Away

 
                      Good Service Tip Of The Week
Don't work for recognition, but do work worthy of recognition.

                          Classics From The Capital City

A man's action is only a picture book of his creed. Ralph Waldo Emerson

"There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors,
and no slave who has not had a king among his. Helen Keller

Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax. Arthur Schopenhauer

A childlike man is not a man whose development has been arrested;
on the contrary, he is a man who has given himself a chance of continuing
to develop long after most adults have muffled themselves
in the cocoon of middle aged habit and convention. Aldous Huxley

To live at this time is an inestimable privilege, and a sacred obligation
devolves upon you to make right use of your opportunities. Kleiser

Many of our fears are tissue paper thin, and a single
courageous step would carry us clear through them. Brendan Behan

           
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Lewis and Clark County
http://www.co.lewis-clark.mt.us/

                      Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this!
If there are two events of equal importance they will happen at the same time.

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Proverbs 13:11 
Dishonest money dwindles away, but he who gathers money little by little makes it grow.


               
               O W I M (Oh Well It’s Monday)
                                It's A New Day!
Frustrated Mom: Okay young man don't make me use uppercase.


                  
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The Fortune Cookie
Today is the last day of the first part of your life.

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                                        The Writer's Block

Writer: What do you think of my joke book? Give me your honest opinion.
Editor: It isn't worth anything.
Writer: I know, but give it to me anyway. Bob Phillips

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The Final Word From Treebranch

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts?"
and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Little boy: "Grandpa were you on Noah's Ark?"
Grandpa: "No, of course not!"
L. B.:" Then how come you weren't drowned Grandpa?"

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains Well pull yourself together.

Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory! When did this happen?

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later.

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financial costs of a physically inactive company or community.
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