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Merry
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From
Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter
Sing sweet and low your lullaby, ’til
angels say, "Amen"
A mother tonight is rocking, a cradle in Bethlehem.
Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter 12-25-2006
Our 10th year of service in Helena, Montana
Bad Joke Monday
What do you sing when your Christmas tree explodes?
Oh Tannenbaum Oh Tannenbaum
Grandmas way to get kids to write Thank You notes for their
Christmas Gift.
Don't sign the checks and they'll come to thank you in person!
At the Denver Airport they hung Mistletoe above the luggage scale,
so you
could kiss your luggage goodbye"
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Instructions For Life
Live your life each day as you would climb a mountain. An
occasional
glance towards the summit keeps the goal in mind, but many beautiful
scenes are to be observed from each new vantage point. Harold
B. Melchart
Now available from MtSky Press, Helena author Lois Lonnquist's new book
Fifty Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
To order
follow this link - www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
Quote
Of The Week
The beauty of the soul shines out when a man bears with composure one
heavy mischance after another, not because he does not feel them, but
because he is a man of high and heroic temper. Aristotle
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Self-reverence, self-knowledge, self-control.
These three alone lead to sovereign power. Lord Alfred Tennyson
I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely
miserable,
racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that
just to be alive
is a grand thing. Agatha Christie
Every man stamps his value on himself... man is made great or small
by his own will. J.C.F. von Schiller
The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice
what we are for what we could become. Charles Du Bos
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead
Balloon
The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
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Good Service Tip Of The Week
Commit yourself to a dream. Nobody who tries to do something great
but fails is a total failure. They can rest assured that they succeeded in
life's most important battle.
Defeating the fear of trying. Robert H. Schuller
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Classics From The Capital City
Doctor, Doctor, what's wrong with me? I'm afraid of Santa.
Doctor: You must be Claustrofobic.
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H & H Trikes Inc. was established in Helena,
Montana in 1996 and sells motorcycle trikes to nearly every state in the
nation. H & H builds
trikes designed to tour at highway speeds while maintaining the luxury and
dependability of the original motorcycle. Trikes offer comfort,
convenience, and stability while maintaining the agility and open air
freedom of a motorcycle.
Classified ads and
auction for Helena
Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know
this!
Football was invented by a group of
women, as a way to keep their husbands
out of the kitchen on Thanksgiving Day!
Yankee: Why were the three wise men wearing firemen's
helmets?
Georgian: Because they were coming from a far.
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What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can't hear you!
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The Writer's Block
To know how to say what others only know how to think is
what makes men poets or sages; and to dare to say what others only dare to
think makes men martyrs or reformers - or both. Elizabeth Charles
To escape criticism - do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
Elbert Hubbard
Without music life would be a mistake. Friedrich Nietzsche
Fortune Cookies
If you are getting run out of town run to the front of the
crowd.
Make it look like you're leading the parade.
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The Final Word From Treebranch
Surely the finest teachers of creativity, persistence,
and unconditional love are children.
It's hard to detect good luck; it looks so much like something
you've earned.
Happiness is the state of minimum regret.
There is no heavier burden than great potential. Linus (Peanuts)
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything,
the young know everything. Oscar Wilde
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