Montana
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News & Entertainment Weekly
1-30-06
Our 9th year of service in Helena, Montana
Bad Joke Monday
Mary: If men are so afraid of commitment, why do they get married at all?
Jill: They do it so they don't have to hold in their stomachs anymore.
True or False: A slight tax increase will cost you two hundred dollars.
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Today's
Montana News Fast
Overheard at the water cooler
Happiness Is ...
A bit of fragrance always clings to the hand that gives the rose.
CONGRATULATIONS
- Auto Concepts - On the Move!
Auto Concepts will be moving to their new location at 3242 Centennial
just
off of Highway 12 next to Stage Line Pizza
They should be in the new shop by Feb 1st, 2006.
Instructions
For Life
The gem cannot be polished without friction,
nor man perfected without trials. Chinese Proverb
Community Service
E-bay Style Auction - Try It!
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.
Henry David Thoreau
Quote
Of The Week
"It's noble to be good.
It's nobler to teach others to be good, and less trouble." Mark
Twain
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WiFi HOTSPOTS For Helena & all
Montana
Thoughts While Shaving
Works of imagination should be written in very plain language; the more
purely imaginative they are the more necessary it is to be plain.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Life is mostly froth and bubble, Two things stand like stone,
Kindness in another's trouble, Courage in your own. Adam Lindsay Gordon
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend,
an acquaintance, or a stranger. Franklin P. Jones
Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter. John Keats
Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead
Balloon
Words That Aren't - But Should Be
AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks' trus) adj.
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
ELBONICS (el bon' iks) n.
The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept
onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally
decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.
LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n.
Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly
that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.
Buy - Sell - Trade - Give Away
Good Service Tip Of The Week
There are three ways to get things done:
1) do it yourself - 2) hire someone to do it - 3) forbid your kids to do
it
Classics From The Capital City
As we let our own light shine,
we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.
As we are liberated from our own fear,
our presence automatically liberates others. Nelson Mandela
If you have made mistakes...there is always another chance for you...
you may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this
thing we call "failure" is not the falling down, but the staying down. Mary Pickford
Montana Facts Link Of The Week: Guinness Book of Records
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/
Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to
know this!
On May 25,1721 John Copson became America's 1st insurance
agent.
101 Local
- Regional - National - World Wide News Links
Proverbs 14:34
Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin is a disgrace to any people.
O W I M (Oh Well It’s Monday
Fortune's wheel never stands still,
the highest point is therefore the most perilous. Maria Edgeworth
Give your children these two things. One is roots, the other, wings.
THERE WHEN WE NEED THEM MOST!
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Road Report Team at MDOT.
The Fortune Cookie
I'm not into working out. My new philosophy: No
pain, no pain.
Facts
& Fun Newsletter Archives
The Writer's Block
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters
compared to what lies within us. Oliver Wendell Holmes
The tumultuous populace of large cities are ever to be dreaded. George Washington
101
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The Final Word From Treebranch
Fortune gives many too much, but none enough.
The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the
happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. Johnmathon Swift
"Celebrate each small victory as a great awakening and each
small awakening as a great victory. Alexandra Firestein
If you ever think you are too small to be effective,
you've never been in a tent with a mosquito.
You don't get paid for the hour.
You get paid for the value you bring to the hour. Jim Rohn
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