Montana Facts&Fun Weekly

Montana Facts&Fun
News & Entertainment Weekly 1-9-06
Our 9th year of service in Helena, Montana

Bad Joke Monday
I'm having a problem with split hair. Mine split years ago

If you're dog tired at night it may be because you growled all day.

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Today's Montana News Fast

Overheard at the water cooler
I think the bottom-line difference between being single and being married is this:
When you're single you're as happy as you are.
When you're married, you are as happy as
the least happy person in the apartment. Tom Hertz

Instructions For Life
The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon,
but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to
put the other somewhat higher. Thomas Huxley

Montana's Community Service On Line Auction

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. Victor Borge

Quote Of The Week
If you can imagine it, you can achieve it.
If you can dream it, you can become it. William Arthur Ward

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WiFi HOTSPOTS For Helena & all Montana

Thoughts While Shaving

In the final analysis there is no solution to man's progress but the
day's honest work, the day's honest decisions, the day's generous
utterances and the day's good deed. Clare Booth Luce

The best portion of a good man's life is the little, nameless,
unremembered acts of kindness and love. William Wordsworth

Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently. Henry Ford

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. John Steinbeck

                              Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
                 Was Robin Hood's mother known as Mother Hood?

                                                  Buy - Sell - Trade - Give Away

Today's Puzzle: (Think about it-answer at the bottom)
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                      Good Service Tip Of The Week
You can take no credit for beauty at sixteen.
But if you are beautiful at sixty, it will be your soul's own doing. Marie Carmichael Stopes

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no eyedeer. (Thanks Lorna)

                          Classics From The Capital City

To become perfect just follow the advice you give others.

If you want to feel rich, just count all the things money can't buy.

"No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted." Aesop

Nowadays some people expect the door of opportunity
to be opened with a remote control.

            Montana Facts Link Of The Week: Body Mass Index (BMI) Calculator
                    http://www.cdc.gov/nccdphp/dnpa/bmi/calc-bmi.htm

                      Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this!
                  The only one who can beat me is me. Michael Johnson

101 Local - Regional - National - World Wide News Links

                               Proverbs 12:11
He who works his land will have abundant food,
but he who chases fantasies lacks judgment.

                               O W I M (Oh Well It’s Monday)
                        What They're Saying About Goodness
It is easy to perform a good action, but not easy to acquire a
settled habit of performing such actions. Aristotle

Goodness speaks in a whisper, evil shouts Tibetan Proverb

Only happy people can learn. Only happy people can teach.

Our religion should put a sparkle in our eyes and a tone in our voice,
and a spring in our step that bears witness of our faith and confidence in the goodness of God.

                          THERE WHEN WE NEED THEM MOST!
                     THANKS! Road Report Team at MDOT.

                                        The Fortune Cookie
Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races, one after another.

                                Facts & Fun Newsletter Archives

                                        The Writer's Block
"The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life.
Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat." Albert Einstein

                             101 Local, State & National News & Information Sources

                                                The Final Word From Treebranch
"Be anchored to some ideal, philosophy or cause
that keeps you too excited to sleep." Brian Koslow

Trying to squash a rumor is like trying to unring a bell.

Little progress can be made by merely attempting to repress what is evil;
our great hope lies in developing what is good. Calvin Coolidge

A pessimist complains about the noise made when opportunity knocks.

An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.

                                 The Puzzle Answer: Circles under the eyes

                     Medicare Part D Prescription Drug Web information sites.

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Today's
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State Of Montana Official Web Sites

Legislature 2005

Road Reports

Road Cameras

Road/Pass Closures

Ski Conditions

City To City
Mileage Calculator

Quick Facts

State Officials

Baucus/Burns/Rehberg

Law Library

Special Sites
Fort Peck Boomtowns

Interesting Sites

Abbey Carpet

Airpage
Answering Service

Allen Oil Company

Allen's Super Store

All Sport Stadium Blankets

Amsoil Products

Auto Concepts

Benjamin Moore Paint Store

Bob’s Valley Market

Buglin' Bull Press

Cowboy Entertainer
Magazine

Danzer's Paint Store

Deer-D-Fence

Eric Wordal
Masterpiece Portraits

Go Fast Energy Drink

Grandstreet Theater

H & H Trikes Inc.

Lewis & Clark County
Humane Society

Mike Logan
Cowboy Poet

Identity Theft
Bob Pancich

Scuba Dive Montana

Steve Skains Flooring

Tizer Gardens

Townsend Per. Care

Wildlife Woodcarving

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