Montana Facts&Fun
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The colder the X-ray table the more of you has to be on it.
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Overheard at the water
cooler
To live at this time is an inestimable
privilege, and a sacred obligation
devolves upon you to make right use of your opportunities. Kleiser
Instructions For Life
Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it.
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Quote
Of The Week
Make yourself an honest man, and then you may be sure that there is
one less scoundrel in the world. Thomas Carlyle
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Thoughts While:
Sliding Through An Icy Intersection
Helpful hints aren't.
A man's action is only a picture book of his creed. Ralph Waldo Emerson
"There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors,
and no slave who has not had a king among his. Helen Keller
Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax. Arthur Schopenhauer
A childlike man is not a man whose development has been arrested;
on the contrary, he is a man who has given himself a chance of continuing
to develop long after most adults have muffled themselves
in the cocoon of middle aged habit and convention. Aldous Huxley
Many of our fears are tissue paper thin, and a single
courageous step would carry us clear through them. Brendan Behan
Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead
Balloon
It's A New Day!
Frustrated Mom: Okay young man don't make me use uppercase.
If men are so competent, how come you always see signs reading
"DANGER - MEN WORKING" ?
Buy - Sell - Trade - Give Away
Good Service Tips Of
The Week
No matter what you wear, you will not look good if you look cold.
"The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to
their commitment to excellence,
regardless of their chosen field of endeavor." Vince Lombardi
Classics From The Capital
City
You are not happy because you are well. You are well
because you are
happy. You are not depressed because trouble has come to you, but
trouble has come to you because you are depressed. You can change
your thoughts and feelings, and then the outer things will come to
correspond, and indeed there is no other way of working. Emmet
Fox
Waste your money and you're only out of money, but waste your time
and you've lost part of your life. Michael Leboeuf
There are obviously two educations. One should teach us how to make
a
living and the other how to live.James Truslow Adams
It's time to start living the life you've imagined. Henry James
Nobody can ever get too much approval.
I've broken so many mirrors in my life,
I'll be lucky if I live long enough to have all that bad luck, .
Any attempt to simplify creates more complications.
To be alive, to be able to see, to walk,...it's all a miracle. Arthur Rubinstein
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Definition of a paradigm: Twenty cents. -- Sir Lawrence Brotherton
If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
Mark Twain
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking. Mencken
Where there's a will, there's an Inheritance Tax.
101 Local -
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Proverbs 13:11 Dishonest money dwindles away,
but he who gathers money little by little makes it grow.
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Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it.
I'm getting so absent-minded that sometimes in the middle of a sentence I...
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Life is a do-it-yourself project.
Today is the last day of the first part of your life.
Good isn't good enough.
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The Final Word From
Treebranch
If there are two events of equal importance they will happen at the same time.
Life is a do-it-yourself project.
The person who buys the most raffle tickets has the least chance of winning.
Good parking places are always on the other side of the street.
Consistency isn't always good especially if you're consistently wrong.
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