Montana Facts&Fun Weekly

Montana Facts&Fun
News & Entertainment Weekly 2-6-06
Our 9th year of service in Helena, Montana

Bad Joke Monday
Real men don't waste their hormones growing hair!

The meek shall inherit the earth, they are too weak to refuse.

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Today's Montana News Fast

Overheard at the water cooler
Happiness Is ...
Consumers spend more than $7 billion a year on chocolate.

Instructions For Life
"Abandon your animosities and make your sons Americans!" Robert E. Lee

Community Service E-bay Style Auction - Try It!

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it
than to consume wealth without producing it. George Bernard Shaw

Quote Of The Week
"Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote." George Jean Nathan

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Thoughts While Shaving

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it
than to consume wealth without producing it. George Bernard Shaw

"Only sick music makes money today." Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche 1844-1900

If you think the grass is greener on the other side, dig up a
chunk and turn it over to see. Lawrence

Duct tape is like the force --
it has a light side, a dark side and holds the universe together.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure

People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because
it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

Leaders go down in history. Some farther down than others.

Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
The Classic Sayings:
* Anything free is worth what you pay for it
* COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage
* Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
* Editing is a rewording activity
* Rap is to music, what Etch-a-Sketch is to art
* What if there were no hypothetical questions?
* Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery
* No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway

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                      Good Service Tip Of The Week
If we have not quiet in our minds, outward comfort will do no more for us
than a golden slipper on a gouty foot. John Bunyan

                          Classics From The Capital City

As we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.
As we are liberated from our own fear,
our presence automatically liberates others. Nelson Mandela

If you have made mistakes...there is always another chance for you...
you may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this
thing we call "failure" is not the falling down, but the staying down. Mary Pickford

            Montana Facts Link Of The Week: Guinness Book of Records
                                   http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/

                      Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this!
              The first woman to ride in the Kentucky Derby was Diane Crump on May 2, 1970.

101 Local - Regional - National - World Wide News Links

Proverbs 20:2
A king's wrath is like the roar of a lion; he who angers him forfeits his life.

                               O W I M (Oh Well It’s Monday
Backup is for wimps! Yeah! SMART wimps!

Always let the big guy think he's right!

                          THERE WHEN WE NEED THEM MOST!
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                                       The Fortune Cookie
The price of greatness is responsibility.

The way to develop self-confidence is to do the thing you fear.

                                Facts & Fun Newsletter Archives

                                        The Writer's Block
The medical term for the condition known as writers' cramp is "chirospasm."

                             101 Local, State & National News & Information Sources

                                                The Final Word From Treebranch
"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation.
If you work at it, it's golf." Bob Hope

"Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.

Adult education is a strenuous effort to learn about things that
bored you when you were still young enough to benefit from them.

They are able because they think they are able. Vergil

There aren't any rules around here! We're trying to
accomplish something! Thomas Edison

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Benjamin Moore Paint Store

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Deer-D-Fence

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Go Fast Energy Drink

Grandstreet Theater

H & H Trikes Inc.

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Mike Logan
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Identity Theft
Bob Pancich

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Steve Skains Flooring

Tizer Gardens

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