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Our 9th year of service
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Bad Joke
Monday
Where are we going? And what's with this
handbasket?
Why do we sing, "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" when
we're already there?
Today's Montana News Fast
Overheard at the water
cooler
I never saw a Brinks truck following a funeral procession.
Lee Trevino, golfer, explaining why he spends so much money.
Instructions For Life
Be led by the cloud, not by the smog.
Community Service E-bay
Style Auction - Try It!
Quote
Of The Week
Better to do something imperfectly
than to do nothing flawlessly. Robert
Schuller
It takes
less time to do a thing right,
than it does to explain why you did it wrong. Longfellow
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Thoughts While Shaving
He does not possess wealth but allows it to possess him. Benjamin
Franklin
Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. Bob Richards
Men have become the tools of their tools. Henry David Thoreau
I object to people running down the future.
I am going to live all the rest of my life there. Charles F Kettering
There are some days I practice positive thinking,
and other days I'm not positive I am thinking. John M. Eades
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. Martin
Mull
Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough
features yet.
Boxing great Jake LaMotta said of his old friend Gerry Cooney:
There's nothing I won't do for him, and there's nothing he won't do for
me.
So we go through life doing nothing for each other.
Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead
Balloon
It's A New Day!
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
Inside every fat book there is a thin book trying to get out. Unknown
Buy - Sell - Trade - Give Away
Good Service Tips Of
The Week
A good advertisement should be like a good sermon; it must not
only
comfort the afflicted, it must also afflict the comfortable. B.Fitzgibbon
Classics From The Capital
City
TRUTH
The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie,
deliberate, and dishonest, but the myth, persistent and unrealistic. John
F. Kennedy
I don't give them hell. I just tell the truth and they think it is hell.
Harry S Truman
Montana Facts Link Of The Week:The Library of Congress
http://www.loc.gov/
is the nation's oldest federal
cultural institution,
and it serves as the research arm of Congress.
It is also the largest library in the world, with more than
126 million
items
on approximately 530 miles of bookshelves.
Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know
this!
Caterpillars have 4,000 muscles, humans have only 639.
The Most Valuable Player of the first two Super Bowls was Bart Starr.
TODAY'S TECH TERM: tick-tock tech (noun)
Used to describe old and outdated computers that are still in use.
101 Local -
Regional - National - World Wide News Links
Proverbs 15:4 The tongue that brings healing is a tree
of life,
but a deceitful tongue crushes the spirit.
O W I M (Oh Well It’s Monday
Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it.
THERE WHEN WE NEED
THEM
MOST!
THANKS!
Road Report Team at MDOT.
The Fortune Cookie
We swallow with one gulp the lie that flatters us,
and drink drop by drop the truth which is bitter to us. Denis Diderot
Good isn't good enough.
Facts & Fun Newsletter
Archives
The Writer's Block
"It is by the goodness of God
that we have in our country three
unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom
of conscience,
and the prudence never to practice either." Mark
Twain
Thought is the blossom; language the bud; action the
fruit behind it. Emerson
Some people
are always grumbling because roses have thorns.
I am thankful that thorns have roses. Allophones
Karr
We judge
ourselves by what we feel capable of doing,
while others judge us by what we have already done. Longfellow
The potential of the average person is
like a huge ocean unsailed,
a new continent unexplored, a world of possibilites
waiting to be
released and channeled toward some great good. Brian
Tracy
101 Local, State & National News &
Information Sources
The Final Word From
Treebranch
If all men are created equal why don't I have the
muscles of Superman?
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