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Grantartica (n.)
That cold, isolated place where art companies
dwell without funding.
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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If you're never scared, embarrassed or hurt,
it means you never
take any chances. Julia Sorel
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The only lesson history has taught us
is that man has not yet learned anything from history.
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If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it! Jonathan Winters
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Thoughts While Shaving
Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which, in prosperous
circumstances, would have lain dormant. Horace
An army of sheep led by a lion
would defeat an army of lions led by a
sheep. Arab proverb
Being defeated is often only a temporary condition.
Giving up is what
makes it permanent. Marilyn vos Savant
Nothing lowers the level of conversation more than raising the voice. Stanley Horowitz
The manner in which it is given is worth more than the gift. Pierre Corneille
Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead
Balloon
Intaxication (n.) Euphoria at getting a tax refund,
which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.
Lactomangulation (n.) Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk
container
so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.
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Some people say I have attitude - maybe I do.
But I think you have
to. You have to believe in yourself when no one else does -
that
makes you a winner right there. Venus Williams US tennis champion
Classics From The Capital
City
If you don't drive too fast, why do you slow down
when you see a patrol car?
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent
is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?
If you want to know what a man is really like, take notice how
he
acts when he loses money. New England Proverb
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No matter how much cats fight,
there always seem to be plenty of kittens. Abraham Lincoln
There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people. Muhammad Ali
"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it."
George Bernard Shaw
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The human brain is grayish pink in color and has a texture much like tofu.
The first recorded earthquake in U.S. history occurred in 1638
in Plymouth Plantation, Massachusetts.
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Proverbs 12:20
Deceit is in the heart of them that imagine evil: but to the counselors of peace is joy.
O W I M (Oh Well It’s Monday
Q: What do you call a cow with only 2 right legs?
A: Lean beef
The Fortune Cookie
Worrying about something is like paying interest on a debt
you don't even know if you owe. Mark Twain
Too many have dispensed with generosity in order to practice charity.
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We are the people our parents warned us about. Jimmy Buffett
A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found guilty.
A hypothesis is a novel suggestion that no one wants to believe.
It is guilty, until found effective. Edward Teller
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The Final Word From
Treebranch
Genuine security arises from actual, first-hand knowledge that one is
both capable
and worthy of achieving happiness (through conscious,
responsible action) and,
once having attained it, that he deserves
it. Michael J. Hurd
From long familiarity, we know what honor is. It is what enables the
individual to do
right in the face of complacency and cowardice.
It
is what enables the soldier to die alone, the political prisoner to
resist,
the singer to sing her song, hardly appreciated, on a side
street. Mark Helprin
FLY THE FLAG! 
EVERY DAY IS A VETERANS DAY
Money doesn't go as far as it used to, it goes FASTER.
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later.
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a bell.
Take these pills, if they don't help, give me a ring.
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
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