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Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
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When the only tool you own is a hammer,
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Instructions For Life
We can not always choose our path in life, but we can
choose how we will walk in it - as victims or victors.Minnie S. Davis
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Of The Week
Self-respect is the root of discipline: The sense of dignity grows
with the ability to say no to oneself. Abraham Joshua Heschel
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Thoughts While Shaving
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession.
I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the
first. Ronald Reagan
Faith...must be enforced by reason...
when faith becomes blind it dies. Mahatma Gandhi
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest
profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very
close resemblance to the first. -- Ronald Reagan
Faith...must be enforced by reason...
when faith becomes blind it dies. Mahatma Gandhi
I think of life itself now as a wonderful play that I've written
for myself
and so my purpose is to have the utmost fun playing my part. Shirley
MacLaine
Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead
Balloon
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
How can there be self-help "groups"?
Got a favorite "Lead Balloon Joke?" C'Mon,
send it to us. Thanks Lynn!
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Good Service Tip Of
The Week
The opponents and I are really one. My strength and skills are only half of the equation.
The other half is theirs. An opponent is someone whose strength joined to yours
creates a certain result. Sadaharu Oh
Classics From The Capital
City
The fellow who's busy pulling on the oars hasn't got time to rock the boat.
We are called to be architects of the future, not its victims. B. Fuller
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What They're Saying
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts...
for support rather than illumination. Andrew Lang
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea
of any man I know. A. Lincoln
He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. Robert Redford
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde
"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without an address? Mark Twain
Doubt who you will, but never yourself. Christian Bovee
Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know
this!
The hardness of ice is similar to that of concrete.
Puzzle of The Week
monimey
(answer at bottom)
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Proverbs 31:4 It is not for kings to drink wine,
not for rulers to crave beer, lest they drink and forget what the law decrees
O W I M (Oh Well It’s Monday
He has Van Gogh's ear for music. Billy Wilder
To keep your marriage brimming, with love, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up!
The Fortune Cookie
When you've raised your children, stop raising them.
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A picture is worth a thousand words.
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The Final Word From
Treebranch
Most people don't make the same mistake twice, they make it three or four times.
Any bad habit is easier than the corresponding good habit.
Problems that go away by themselves usually come back by themselves.
A pessimist mourns the future.
If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us,
we would all be millionaires. Dear Abby
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. Mark Twain,FLY
THE FLAG! 
EVERY DAY IS A VETERANS DAY
We could handle life's stress if we could find the handles.
"Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. Mark Twain
Anger warms the Invention, but overheats the Oven. Benjamin Franklin
Secrets are what we tell everybody else not to tell anybody.
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