Montana Facts&Fun
News & Entertainment Weekly   5-29--06
Our 9th year of service in Helena, Montana

 
Memorial Day is:
A Time To Remember

"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty."  
                                                                                             John F. Kennedy

                 Where To Remember:  Memorial Day Web Sites
http://www.vietvet.org/thewall.htm
http://www.nps.gov/kwvm/home.htm
http://www.wwiimemorial.com/
http://www.nara.gov/exhall/people/people.html
http://www.rosietheriveter.org/
http://www.awod.com/gallery/probono/cwchas/afrmem.html
http://www.iwojima.com/statue/index.htm
http://www.womensmemorial.org/
http://xroads.virginia.edu/~CAP/ARLINGTON/arlington.html
http://my.execpc.com/~dschaaf/mainmenu.html

  Bad Joke Monday

Let's organize this thing and take all the fun out of it.

It takes a child to raze a village. Dave Oatley

  Send us your "One Liner" for the newsletter. Thanks

 Clyde Dailey Says: 
Fear not for the future, weep not for the past. Shelley 

Today's Montana News Fast

  Instructions For Life

The nobler sort of man emphasizes the good qualities in others, and
does not accentuate the bad. The inferior does the reverse. Confucius

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                                       Quote Of The Week
"The essence of genius is to know what to overlook." William James

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                                    Thoughts While Shaving
 
Intaxication:  Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which
lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
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The easiest way to make decisions
is to pretend that the consequences don't matter.
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"Nothing is more costly, nothing is more sterile,than vengeance." Winston Churchill
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"Nearly all men can stand adversity,
but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." Abraham Lincoln
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"The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary." Vidal Sassoon
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The smallest good deed is better than the grandest good intention.    Duguet
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There is nothing noble in being superior to some other man.
The true nobility is in being superior to your previous self. Hindu proverb
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There is no exercise better for the heart
than reaching down and lifting people up. Holmes
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Today is a gift; that's why they call it "the present".5503


 
The Gas Guru - Find The Lowest Gas Prices and Ethanol

                        Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
                           Courtesy of Rodney Dangerfield
Marijuana Issue Sent To A Joint Committee - Toronto Star headline
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 40% of female gas station employees in Metro Detroit are women,
up from almost none a year ago.  Detroit News article

Got a favorite "Lead Balloon Joke?" C'Mon, send it to us. Thanks!

                       Buy - Sell - Trade - Give Away Do It All Right Here

                           Good Service Tip Of The Week
You can easily judge the character of others by how they treat those
who can do nothing for them or to them.    Malcolm Forbes

                                
Classics From The Capital City
What is now proved was once only imagined. William Blake

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half sorrow.  Swedish proverb

The ability to concentrate and to use time well is everything.  Lee Iococca

                        Montana Facts Link Of The Week  HealthRatings.org
Consumer Reports WebWatch and the Health Improvement Institute helps you to 
make choices about your health information sources on the Web. The top 20 health information sites are listed according to specific and detailed criteria.
http://www.healthratings.org/

                                   Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this!

In 1988 the first underwater marriage took place
when two Danish tourists married on an underwater reef in Mauritius.

 101 Local - Regional - National - World Wide News Links

                               Proverbs 10:12
Hatred stirs up dissension, but love covers over all wrongs.


                              O W I M (Oh Well It’s Monday
Shakespeare in the Chat Room
Romeo : R u awake? Want 2 chat?
Juliet: O Rom. Where4 art thou? 
Romeo: Outside yr window.
Juliet: B careful. My family h8 u.
Romeo: Tell me about it. What about u?
Juliet: Luv U xxxx
Romeo: CU then xxxx

          The Fortune Cookie
No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar.
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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.


Facts & Fun Newsletter Archives

The Writer's Block
Man is so made that whenever anything fires his soul, impossibilities vanish.
Jean de la Fontaine
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Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth.   Ruth McKenney
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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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Judge not the horse by his saddle. Chinese Proverb
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Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition
from mediocre minds. Albert Einstein


101 Local, State & National News & Information Sources

The Final Word From Treebranch


Mary: If men are so afraid of commitment, why do they get married at all?
Jill: They do it so they don't have to hold in their stomachs anymore.
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True or False: A slight tax increase will cost you two hundred dollars.
A substantial tax cut will save you thirty cents.

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