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Our 9th year of service
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Bad Joke
Monday
If money won't make you happy, you won't like
poverty either.
Happiness can't buy money.
Bob Hope
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Clyde Says:
"The power of accurate observation is commonly called
cynicism by those who have not got it."
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Instructions For Life
"Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy."
Newton
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Quote
Of The Week
"The optimist sees opportunity
in every danger;
the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity."
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Thoughts While Shaving
Thanks to Alvin Fisher of Billings
Melancholy is the pleasure of being sad. Victor Hugo
Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents, which in
prosperous circumstances would have lain dormant. Horace
Our workaday lives are filled with opportunities to bless
others.
The power of a single glance or an encouraging smile must never be
underestimated. Rieger
WARNING: Do not look into laser with remaining eye! Sign
found in MIT's Junior Lab
The Internet is totally out of control, impossible to map
accurately,
and being used far beyond its original intentions. So far, so good.
Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as
they are both
easy to beat and fun to cheat. Fran Lebowitz
Do it tomorrow. You've made enough mistakes for one
day. Bumper Sticker
Be Nice To America Or We'll Bring Democracy To Your
Country. Bumper Sticker
When a unified theory of human personality is finally published it
will
consist entirely of exceptions. Jack C Lipton
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead
Balloon
These
quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee performance evaluations:
Has a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all
together.
He has a knack for making strangers immediately.
A photographic memory, but with the lens cover glued on.
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
A few clowns short of a circus.
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Good Service Tip Of
The Week
Snowflakes are some of nature's most fragile
things
but look what happens when they stick together.
Classics From The Capital
City
There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number.
But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit!
We used to call them astronomical numbers.
Now we should call them Federal economic numbers. Richard
Feynman
Right actions for the future are the best apologies
for wrong ones in the past. Tyron Edwards
The vision that you glorify in your mind, the ideal that you
enthrone
in your heart - this you will build your life by, and this you will
become. Allen
Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat. Malcolm
Forbes
Better keep yourself clean and bright;
you are the window through which you must see the world. G B Shaw
If you wish to travel far and fast, travel light. Take off
all your
envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears. Glenn
Clark
Montana Facts Link Of The Week: Green
Consumers Page
Recycling, preventing waste, Wiser shopping, how we affect the
planet.
It will also help you make better decisions when you're at the store.
We can make a difference.
http://www.eco-labels.org/greenconsumers/home.cfm
Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know
this!
In Massachusetts, the Pittsfield School
committee announced that students could
fulfill their physical education requirement by reading pamphlets about
exercise.
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Proverbs 12:20
Deceit is in the heart of them
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The reason computers can do more work is they don't have to
stop and answer the phone.
The only time a windshield wiper will work properly is when it's
holding a parking ticket.
People are never too busy to tell you all they have to do.
Some minds are like concrete; all mixed up and permanently set.
The Fortune Cookie
Nature uses as little as possible of anything.
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most do
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The dot on top of the letter "i" is called a "tittle."
Tittle is Latin for something very small.
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The Final Word From
Treebranch
The top barbecue tips of summer 2006
1- Use tongs, not a fork. It helps keep the juice in.
2- Close the grill cover on meat thicker than your palm.
3- Cook with the kind of wine you'd actually drink.
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