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Our 9th year of service in Helena, Montana

  Bad Joke Monday

My Dog Can Lick Anyone

I'm writing a book about recession - It starts with Chapter 11

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 Clyde Dailey Says: 
Power is the ability to do good things for others.

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  Instructions For Life

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. Thomas Huxley

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                                       Quote Of The Week
It is good to dream, but it is better to dream and work.  Faith is
mighty, but action with faith is mightier. Thomas Robert Gaines

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It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover
ability in others is the true test. Elbert Hubbard

It is more important to know where you are going than to get there
quickly. Mabel Newcomber

Have the courage and the wisdom and the vision to raise a definite
standard that will appeal to the best that is in man, and then strive
mightily toward that goal. Harold E. Stassen

Beauty, truth, friendship, love, creation - these are the great
values of life. We can't prove them, or explain them, yet they are
the most stable things in our lives.  Jesse Herman Holmes

"When written in Chinese, the word crisis is composed of
two characters. One represents danger and the other
represents opportunity."  John F. Kennedy

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                        Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon

Money can't buy happiness, but somehow it's more
comfortable to cry in a  Porsche than in a Hyundai.

The New Age street corner sign: "I will work for big bucks."

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                           Good Service Tip Of The Week
You can tell more about a person by what he says about others
than you can by what others say about him."   Leo Aikman

                                
Classics From The Capital City
When you cannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced
courses of action you should take - choose the bolder. W.J. Slim

I praise loudly; I blame softly. Catherine the Second

Maturity is achieved when a person postpones immediate pleasures for
long-term values.Joshua L. Liebman

I think laughter may be a form of courage. As humans we sometimes
stand tall and look into the sun and laugh, and I think we are never
more brave than when we do that.  Linda Ellerbee

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view.   Wilma Askinas

Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought."  Henri-Louis Bergson

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Hats worn by the natives of Halmahera, Indonesia, are made from
dried petals of orchids, which retain their fragrance for months.

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                              O W I M (Oh Well It’s Monday
Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages...Husband's note to wife:
"Doctor's office called:  Said Pabst Beer is normal."

If procrastinators had a club, would they ever have a meeting?

          The Fortune Cookie
You shall soon make a long overdue personal decision.

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The Writer's Block
Surely the finest teachers of creativity, persistence,
and unconditional love are children.

It's hard to detect good luck; it looks so much like
something you've earned.

Happiness is the state of minimum regret.

There is no heavier burden than great potential. Linus (Peanuts)

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