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Bad Joke Monday
What did the bald man say when he was given a
comb for his birthday?"
"Oh, thank you! I'll never part with it!"
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A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks. Charles Gordy
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Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy. Howard
W. Newton
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Thoughts While Shaving
A closed mouth catches no feet!
A confident manner is important: Computers can sense
this!
A penny saved is a Congressional oversight...
If evolution is true, how come mothers still have
only two hands?
Live your life as an exclamation, not an
explanation.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
What ought one to say then as each hardship comes? I was
practicing
for this, I was training for this. Epictetus
Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full
life. Sophia Loren
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead
Balloon
I couldn’t remember names until I took that Sam Carnegie
course
What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. Yiddish Proverb
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More evil than Satan
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Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a
whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in. Will Rogers
Classics From The Capital City
Gardening requires a lot of water - most of it in the form of perspiration
Give some people an inch and they think they're a ruler.
Montana Facts Link Of The Week: Your
Genes Your Health
Site multimedia guide to genetic, inherited disorders. This resources
attempts to answer questions such as: how is it inherited, what causes it,
how is it treated, how is it diagnosed and what is it like to have it.http://vector.cshl.org/ygyh/index.html
Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know
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Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same
number of hours each day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur,
Mother Teresa, Thomas Jefferson and Albert Einstein.
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A cheerful look brings joy to the heart, and good news gives health to the
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O W I M (Oh Well It’s Monday
THINK --it gives you something to do while the computer is down.
All I want is the chance to prove money can't buy happiness
The Fortune Cookie
If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no
wind is favorable. Seneca.
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Everyone should be quick to listen, slow to speak. James 1:19
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The Final Word From
Treebranch
Not all of us have to possess earthshaking talent.
Just common sense and love will do. Myrtle Auvil
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Living with a saint is more grueling than being one. Robert Neville
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An original writer is not one who imitates nobody,
but one whom nobody can imitate. De Chateaubriand
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There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors,
and no slave who has not had a king among his. Helen Keller
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A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured
and then quietly strangled. Sir Barnett Cocks
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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
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