Montana Facts&Fun
News &
Entertainment Weekly 7-3--06
Our 9th year of service
in Helena, Montana
Remember,
The Fourth of July is more than
camp outs, cook outs and fund raising opportunities.
IT'S
INDEPENDENCE DAY!
Bad Joke
Monday
Caller:
I'm diabetic, and I'm afraid I've had too
much sugar.
Doctor: Are you light-headed?
Caller: No, I'm brunette.
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I love nature, in spite of what it did to me! Bette
Midler
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Liner" for the newsletter.
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Clyde Says: For
every action there is an
equal and opposite government program.
Today's Montana News Fast
Instructions For Life
Fame is a four-letter word.
And like tape, or zoom, or face, or pain,
or love, or life, what ultimately matters is what we do with it. Fred
Rogers
Community Service E-bay
Style Auction - Try It! F^ree
Quote
Of The Week
"It is never
too late to be what you might have been." George Elliot
(Thanks Linda)
WiFi HOTSPOTS
For Helena & all Montana
Thoughts While Shaving
If you wish to travel far and
fast, travel light. Take off all your
envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears. Glenn
Clark
To get your ideas across use small
words, big ideas, and short sentences. Patterson
You can preach a better sermon with
your life than with your lips. Goldsmith
Mistakes are part of the dues one
pays for a full life. Sophia Loren
Tact is the knack of making a point
without making an enemy. Newton
The
Gas Guru - Find The Lowest Gas and Ethanol
Prices
Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead
Balloon
These
quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee performance evaluations:
Has a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all
together.
He has a knack for making strangers immediately.
A photographic memory, but with the lens cover glued on.
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
A few clowns short of a circus.
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Good Service Tip Of
The Week
Nothing is impossible for
the person who doesn't have to do it them self.
Classics From The Capital
City
In my lifetime, I've learned two great truths.
Sometimes love just isn't enough,
and sometimes shipping and handling is too much.
Motherhood is not for the faint-hearted. Frogs, skinned
knees,
and the insults of teenaged girls are not meant for the wimpy. Danielle
Steel
Help keep the kitchen clean. Eat Out!
Montana Facts Link Of The Week:
Who
- Where?
ZIP Codes, city names, the location of phone numbers or the cities
covered
by an area code. Enter any street name in the U.S. or Canada
and get a listing of which states and cities have the street name.
Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know
this!
The only roller skating museum in the
world is in Lincoln, Nebraska.
HAL, the computer in "2001 a Space Odyssey" got its name
from taking
each letter of the alphabet preceding the letters IBM.
101 Local -
Regional - National - World Wide News Links
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Proverbs
14:21
He who
despises his neighbor sins, but blessed is he who is kind to the needy.
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O W I M (Oh Well It’s Monday
Thru the years I've noticed that
conscience gets a
lot of credit that really belongs to cold feet.
The Fortune Cookie
For every action there is an equal and
opposite government program.
Facts & Fun Newsletter
Archives
The Writer's Block
Never argue with an idiot.
They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
101 Local, State & National News &
Information Sources
The Final Word From
Treebranch
It's a poor workman who blames his tools.
Be gentle with the Earth.
Nonconformists are all alike.
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