Montana Facts&Fun
News & Entertainment Weekly   8-28-06
Our 9th year of service in Helena, Montana

  Bad Joke Monday
Even if you can't carry a tune, you can still karaoke.

Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener.

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Herb Trebranch Says: 
"It is by the goodness of God that we have in our country three
unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either." Mark Twain

 
Today's Montana News Fast

  Instructions For Life

The voice of conscience is so delicate that it is easy to stifle it;
but it is also so clear that it is impossible to mistake it. -Madame De Stael,


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                                    Quote Of The Week
 
Never bear more than one trouble at a time.
 Some people bear three kinds all they have had, all they have now, 
and all they expect to have. Edward Everett Hale

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                                    Thoughts While Shaving
The higher type of man clings to virtue, the lower type of man clings to material comfort.  The higher type of man cherishes justice, the lower type of man cherishes the hope of favors to  be received. Confucius (551-479 BC)
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Thought is the blossom; language the bud; action the fruit behind it. Emerson
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Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns.
I am thankful that thorns have roses. Allophones Karr
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We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing,
while others judge us by what we have already done. Longfellow
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   The potential of the average person is like a huge ocean unsailed,
a new continent unexplored, a world of possibilities waiting to be
released and channeled toward some great good. Brian Tracy
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 Better to do something imperfectly
than to do nothing flawlessly. Robert Schuller
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It takes less time to do a thing right,
than it does to explain why you did it wrong. Longfellow

               
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                        Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
Sign in a restaurant window,
"Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."
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Sign in a bowling alley,
"Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
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Sign in a cafeteria,
"Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.
Socks can eat any place they want."
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Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

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                           Good Service Tip Of The Week
The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. John F. Kennedy


                                      
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Classics From The Capital City
Compromise:  The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece. Sherry Rothfield
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It is not genius, nor glory, nor love that reflects on the
greatness if the human soul, it is kindness." Henri-Dominique Lacordaire
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"What is morality" she asked.  "Judgement to distinguish right and
wrong, vision to see the truth, courage to act upon it, dedication to
that which is good, integrity to stand by the good at any price." Ayn Rand
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Money doesn't bring you happiness,
but it enables you to look for it in more places.
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The world is full of willing people:
some willing to work and some willing to let them.
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When you take a risk and step out of the norm, you run the risk and
sometimes you fail. But you only fail if you give up. J Peterman
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 If you have the courage to begin,
you have the courage to succeed. David Viscott

Montana Facts Link Of The Week:
National Day of Prayer Task Force  
Calls for Prayer for the Middle East 

       Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this!

Italy is smaller than the state of Montana

A 15-pound turkey typically has about 
70 per cent white meat and 30 per cent dark meat.

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Proverbs 12:20
There is deceit in the hearts of those who plot evil, but joy for those who promote peace.

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                              O W I M (Oh Well It’s Monday
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

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          The Fortune Cookie
When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao Tzu
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If we are facing in the right direction, all we have to do is keep on walking.

         Facts & Fun Newsletter Archives

The Writer's Block
Winter isn't cold, it's heat challenged.
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If your mutt is always growling angrily, 
it must be because he's a cross breed.

"Learn to enjoy your own company.  You are the one person 
you can count on living with you for the rest of your life."

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             The Final Word From Treebranch
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