Montana Facts&Fun
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Entertainment Weekly 8-7-06
Our 9th year of service
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Bad Joke Monday
Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap,
only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.
The coffee break has become an American tradition.
It's like the siesta in Mexico,
except the siesta doesn't leave cup ring stains on your desk.
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Herb Trebranch Says:
Don't bother about genius. Don't worry about being clever.
Trust to hard work, perseverance and determination.
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I had rather do and not promise than promise and not do. Arthur
Warwick
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Quote
Of The Week
My motto was to keep swinging. In a slump, feeling badly or having
trouble
off the field, the only thing to do was to keep swinging. Hank Aaron
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Thoughts While Shaving
The great thing and the hard thing is to stick to things when
you
have outlived the first interest, and not yet got the second, which
comes with a sort of mastery. Janet Erskine Stuart
It is a good thing to be rich, it is a good thing
to be strong, but
it is a better thing to be beloved of many friends. Euripedes
A hero is a man who does what he can. Roman
Rollard
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. Beverly
Sills
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead
Balloon
A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious
patient.
"I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today." the
caller said.
"Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked.
"No," the caller answered, "I'm a brunette."
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Good Service Tip Of The Week
All big things in this world are done by people who are naive and
have an idea that is obviously impossible. Dr. Frank Richards
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Classics From The Capital City
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The
superior
teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. William Arthur
Ward
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. Lord
Byron
I don't know what the future holds, but I know who holds the
future - Billy Graham
Montana Facts Link Of The Week: www.firstgov.gov
One of the most useful sites for staying in touch with your
government.
www.firstgov.gov is a general
site created by the federal government
that is linked to a wide range of government groups.
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Science may never come up with a better office
communications
system than the coffee break - Earl Wilson
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What do get when you cross a rabbit with a spider? A hare net!
For the first time in five years, street crime is up. Just on one
street, though - Wall Street!
Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the
impossible. Anonymous
The Fortune Cookie
No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar.
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its
limits.
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The Writer's Block
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools.
Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright
For your entertainment, actual similes and metaphors found by high
school English teachers from across the country in their student's essays.
The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil,
this plan just might work.
The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not
eating for a while.
He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either,
but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine
or something.
The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender
leg behind her,
like a dog at a fire hydrant.
It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with
power tools.
He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard
bells,
as if she were a garbage truck backing up.
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The Final Word From
Treebranch
Most of us miss out on life's big prizes. The Pulitzer. The Nobel.
Oscars. Tonys. Emmys.
But we're all eligible for life's small pleasures. A pat on the back. A
kiss behind the ear.
A four-pound bass. A full moon. A great meal. A glorious sunset. Hot
soup.
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