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Our 9th year of service
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Bad Joke Monday
Little boy "When
were you born Grandma?".
Grandma: 1935.
Little boy "Wow if you were a baseball card, you'd be
worth lots of money."
Sign on the door of a Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte."
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Montana Voices - Oral
History Project
Herb Trebranch Says:
If you can't sleep, don't count
sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
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Instructions For Life
A ship should not ride on a single anchor, nor life on a single hope. Epictetus
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Of The Week
A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner. English proverb
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Thoughts While Shaving
Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has
many--not
on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some.
Charles Dickens
Remember that if the opportunities for great deeds should never
come, the opportunities
for good deeds are renewed day by day. The thing for us to long for is the
goodness,
not the
glory.
F.W. Faber
What can be added to the happiness of a man who is in health, out
of debt,
and has a clear
conscience?
Adam Smith
Far away in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not
reach them,
but I can look up and see the beauty, believe in them and try to follow
where they lead.
Louisa May Alcott
Great is the road I climb, but the garland offered by an easier
effort
is not worth the
gathering.
Sextus Propertius
Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead
Balloon
People are like tea bags.
You have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.
Buy - Sell - Trade - Give Away Do
It All Right Here
Good Service Tip Of The Week
The
beginning is always today. Mary Wollstonecraft
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Classics From The Capital City
Our nation was born in struggle and in sacrifice. It is not new for
our people to surmount obstacles and bring order out of chaos. We shall do
so again. Herbert Lehman,
To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you might be the world. Anonymous
Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has
many--not
on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. Charles Dickens
I'm not just a gardener, I'm a Plant Manager. Belva
The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can
envision something, you can do it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Always remember this: If you don't attend the
funerals of your
friends, they will certainly not attend yours. H.L. Mencken
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Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know
this!
oscitant (OS-i-tant) noun
1. Yawning, gaping from drowsiness. 2. Inattentive, dull, negligent.
(This has nothing to do with waiting to testify before the legislature!).
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O W I M (Oh Well It’s Monday
No plastic in the dishwasher, no metal in the microwave, no
utensils in the garbage disposal. There are just too many rules in the
kitchen. It's easier to just eat out.
The Fortune Cookie
The fellow who's busy pulling on the oars hasn't got time to rock the
boat.
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The Writer's Block
It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him
a sentence to
be ever in view, and which should be true and appropriate in all times and
situations.
They presented him the words: "And this, too, shall pass
away."
How much it expresses! How chastening in the hour of pride!
How consoling in the depths of
affliction!
Abraham Lincoln
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The Final Word From
Treebranch
We've just moved into our dream house.
It cost twice as much as we ever dreamed it would.
To become perfect just follow the advice you give others.
If you want to feel rich, just count all the things money can't
buy.
"No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever
wasted." Aesop
To get more out of a sermon,
get adequate sleep well before the sermon.
Nowadays some people expect the door of opportunity
to be opened with a remote control.
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