Bad Joke Monday
Q. What do
you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? A. Bamboo
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Q. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? A. It's a pain in the
neck.
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Instructions
For Life
Develop
an attitude of gratitude.
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The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist, now available in it's second
printing.
For information visit MtSky Press at www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
Quote Of The Week An apology is a good way to have the last word.
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Thoughts
While Looking At The Color In Wolf Creek Canyon
The man who does not read good books
has no advantage over the man who can't read. Mark Twain ***
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly
as the joke he resents. G. C. Lichtenberg
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Making the decision to have a child - it's momentous. It is to
decide
forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
Stone
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Pain nourishes courage. You can't be brave if you've only had
wonderful things happen to you.Mary Tyler Moore ***
Not a day passes over this earth but men and women of note
do great
deeds, speak great words and suffer noble sorrows.Charles Reed
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Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but he whose heart is
firm, and whose
conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto
death. Paine ***
Failure is only postponed success as long as courage coaches
ambition. The habit of persistence is the habit of victory.
Herbert Kaufman
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When we tire of well-worn ways, we seek for new. This restless
craving in the souls of men spurs them to climb, and to seek the
mountain view. Ella Wheeler Wilcox
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To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to
be given a chance
to create, is the meat and potatoes of life. The money is the
gravy. Davis
Good Service Tip Of The Week
Life is like a mirror; we get the best
results when we smile at it.
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Usually people are as happy as they make their minds up to
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You cannot leave footprints in the sands of time while
sitting down.
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You will never offend a person by returning a smile.
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Gentle words fall lightly, but have great weight. ><> Proverbs
17:6 Children's children are a crown to the aged, and parents are
the pride of their children. <><
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Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this!
French
aerialist, Jules Leotard, introduced the flying trapeze.
He also invented the tights we call leotards.
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Doctors take the Hippocratic oath.
Nurses take the Florence Nightingale Pledge
Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
If you put
your two cents in, but you only get a
penny
for your thoughts, where does that extra penny go?
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Take the bull by the horns, and the result
will be a toss-up.
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A bachelor hopes all his romantic affairs go with out a hitch.
The Writer's Block * Editing is a rewording activity
Great is the road I climb, but the garland offered by an
easier effort is not worth the gathering. Sextus Propertius
Originality and the feeling of one's own dignity are achieved only
through work and struggle. Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Courage is the greatest of all the virtues. Because if you haven't
courage,
you may not have an opportunity to use any of the others. Samuel
Johnson
Fortune Cookies The real measure of your wealth is how much
you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
The
Classic Sayings:
Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government
without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should
not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. Thomas Jefferson ***
Fame is being known by more people than you know.
The Final Word From Treebranch
An apology is a good way to have the last word.
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