Bad Joke Monday
(Monday Morning Headlines) * Eye Drops off Shelf
* Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
* When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought
she'd dye.
* Acupuncture is a jab well done.
* Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
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Instructions
For Life
There are many ways to measure success;
not the least of which is the way your child describes you when
talking to a friend. Fifty Cents an Hour
The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist, now available in it's second
printing.
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Quote Of The Week You see things; and you say, "Why?"
But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?"
George Bernard Shaw
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Thoughts
While Watching People
Go Through The Montana City Roundabout
When we tire of well-worn ways, we seek for new.
This restless craving in the souls of men spurs them to climb, and
to seek the mountain view. Ella Wheeler Wilcox
To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to
be given a chance to create,
is the meat and potatoes of life. The money is the gravy. Bette
Davis
The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore they
attempt the impossible --
and achieve it, generation after generation. Pearl S. Buck
Man has never made any material as resilient as the human spirit. Bernard
Williams
Pain is temporary, pride is forever. Anonymous
Good Service Tip Of The Week
Courage to start and
willingness to keep everlastingly at it are the requisites for
success. Alonzo Newton Benn
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I love the man that can smile in trouble,
that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by
reflection. Thomas Paine
The self is not something that one finds. It is something that one
creates. Thomas Szasz
Rely on the ordinary virtues that intelligent, balanced human
beings have relied on for centuries: common sense,
thrift, realistic expectations, patience, and perseverance. John
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Proverbs
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Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
Anyone Without a Sense of Humor is at the
Mercy of the Rest of Us!
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The best things in life aren't things. Art Buchwald
The Writer's Block * Editing is a rewording activity
No problem can withstand the assault of sustained
thinking. Voltaire
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The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon,
but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the
other somewhat higher. Thomas Huxley
Fortune Cookies The real measure of your wealth is how much
you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
The
Classic Sayings:
* The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in time
of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality. Dante
* It is less important to redistribute wealth than it is to
redistribute opportunity. Arthur H. Vandenberg
* There ain't no rules around here! We're trying to accomplish
something! Thomas Edison * Governments last as long as the undertaxed can defend
themselves from the overtaxed. Bernard Berenson
The Final Word From Treebranch
* For every benefit
you receive a tax is levied. Ralph Waldo Emerson
* The reward of a thing well done is to have done it. Ralph Waldo
Emerson * Education makes people:
easy to lead, difficult to drive; easy to govern,
impossible to enslave. Henry Peter Brougham
* To educate a man in mind and not in morals
is to educate a menace to society. Theodore Roosevelt
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