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            Bad Joke Monday - Office Memos (never sent)

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.

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                    Instructions For Life
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. George Jean Nathan

I am only one; but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something;
I will not refuse to do the something I can do. Helen Keller

                 Fifty Cents an Hour
The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist, now available in it's second printing.
For information visit MtSky Press at www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com

       Urban Legend of The Week - Have You Heard This One?
Life Is Beautiful - HOAX - It says a Power point presentation being sent as an e-mail contains a virus
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                      Quote Of The Week
If the World Series runs until election day, the networks will run the first inning and project the winner. Lindsey Nelson

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       Thoughts While Waiting For Election Returns

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy,
but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. Bill Vaughan

It's not the voting that's democracy; it's the counting. Tom Stoppard

Democracy is the only system that persists in asking the powers that be
whether they are the powers that ought to be. Sydney J. Harris

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. Clare Boothe Luce

There are always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen,
and never enough U.S. congressmen. Unknown

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections
is to find out if the polls were right? Robert Orben

             Good Service Tip Of The Week
The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.Bernard Meltzer

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             Classics From The Capital City
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. Author Unknown

Our political institutions work remarkably well.
They are designed to clang against each other. The noise is democracy at work. Michael Novak

I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work.
We are supposed to work it. Alexander Woollcott
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                           Proverbs 24:6
For waging war you need guidance, and for victory many advisers.
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              Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this!
The longest alphabet is Cambodian. It has 74 letters compared with the 26 in English.
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The largest number of movie theaters in one city was 986 in New York in 1913.

               Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
Americans today consume 91,250 more calories per person per year than in 1990. USDA
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Secure, relatively high-yielding stocks came to be called blue chips,
a term taken from the game of poker, where blue chips are more valuable than white or red chips.

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              OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)

"If you see a bomb technician running, follow him." - USAF Ammo Troop (Thanks Doug & Stephen)

"Without ammunition, the USAF would be just another expensive flying club."

He who chooses the beginning of a road chooses the place
it leads to. It is the means that determine the end. Harry Emerson Fosdick
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The only limits are, as always, those of vision. James Broughton
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There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.   Mark Twain
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We have seen better days. Shakespeare, "Timon of Athens"

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People often say that, in a democracy, decisions are made by a majority of the people.
Of course, that is not true. Decisions are made by a majority of those who make themselves heard
and who vote a very different thing. Walter H. Judd

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. Jay Leno

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. ~Louis Brandeis

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                  Fortune Cookies
Anyone can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend,
but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend's success.

                     The Classic Sayings:
What did one firefly say to another? You glow, girl!
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What would happen if pigs could fly? Bacon would go up.
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"A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top."

                      The Final Word From Treebranch
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long,
has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. Richard Armour

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other. Oscar Ameringer

Every two years the American politics industry fills the airwaves with the most virulent, scurrilous, wall-to-wall character assassination of nearly every political practitioner in the country - and then declares itself puzzled that America has lost trust in its politicians. Charles Krauthammer

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