|
Welcome
Legislators
From
Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter
Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter 12-31-2006
Our 10th year of service in Helena, Montana
Bad Joke Monday
People who cough incessantly never seen to go to
the doctor,
instead they go to the 9 am meeting of the Business & Labor Committee.
Coffee (n.): a person who is coughed upon.
Got a One Liner For Us?
* Today's Montana News Fast
Instructions For Life
Time's arrow is a one-way thing.
Memory's arrow, like the needle of a compass spins in all directions. Russell
Hoban
*
Now available from MtSky Press, Helena author Lois Lonnquist's new book
Fifty Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
For information
visit www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
Quote
Of The Week
So, then, to every man his chance -- to every man, regardless of his
birth,
his shining golden opportunity -- to every man his right to live, to work,
to be himself,
to become whatever his manhood and his vision can combine to make him,
this seeker, is the promise of America. Thomas Wolfe
WiFi HOTSPOTS
For Helena & all Montana
Thoughts While Waiting For The 60th Legislature To Begin
It is the nature of man to rise to greatness when
greatness is expected of him. Steinbeck
-0-
There is no right way to do a wrong thing.
-0-
The only limits are, as always, those of vision. James
Broughton
*
I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours doing
what has to be done
to the best of my ability. And when you've done the best you can, you
can't do any better. Truman
-0-
To aim for the best and to remain essentially ourselves is the same
thing. Stuart
-0-
Life is not holding a good hand; Life is playing a poor hand well.
Danish proverb
-0-
Enjoyment is not a goal, it is a feeling that accompanies important
ongoing activity. Goodman
-0-
In the final analysis there is no solution to man's progress but the day's
honest work,
the day's honest decisions, the day's generous utterances and the day's
good deed. Luce
-0-
The best portion of a good man's life is the little, nameless,
unremembered acts of kindness and love.
-0-
Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently. Henry
Ford
-0-
He who chooses the beginning of a road chooses the place it leads to.
It is the means that determine the end. Harry Emerson Fosdick
*
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. Mark
Twain
H
& H Trikes Inc. | Team
Skains
| Mike
Logan | Advanced
Spinal Fitness
Great Web Sites! You
can have one too. For less the $6 per month.
Call us at 406-439-4217 or E-mail Fortune@MtSky.com
Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead
Balloon
Soccer Sportscaster Comments
* If that had gone in, it would definitely have been a goal.
* Their manager isn't here today, which strongly suggests that he may be
elsewhere.
* I am a firm believer that if one team scores a goal, the other will need to
score two to win.
* If a team scores early on, it often takes an early lead.
* He had an eternity to play that ball, but took too long.
* And so they have not been able to improve on their 100% record.
* With the last kick of the game, he scored with a header.
* Well, it's a fabulous kaleidoscope of color The whole team is wearing yellow
shirts.
* You cannot possibly have counted the number of passes made, there were eight.
Check
Out Montana Voices - Oral History Project
Good Service Tip Of The Week
Legislators Are Volunteers. Treat Them Kindly! Make them feel at home
in Helena.
To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or
measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.
Donald A. Adams
Tap Here To Get Off Junk Mail Lists
Classics From The Capital City - Profound Political
Prose
Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.
(Birds of a feather, flock together.)
-0-
Surveillance should precede salutations. (Think before you speak.)
MontanaFacts Web Site Of The Week: H
&H Trikes Inc. - Motorcycle Trikes
H & H Trikes Inc. was established in Helena,
Montana in 1996 and sells motorcycle trikes to nearly every state in the
nation. H & H builds
trikes designed to tour at highway speeds while maintaining the luxury and
dependability of the original motorcycle. Trikes offer comfort,
convenience, and stability while maintaining the agility and open air
freedom of a motorcycle.
Buy - Sell - Trade - Give Away.
Do
It All Right Here AT NO CHARGE!
Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know
this!
Q. What is the best advice to give to worm?
A.
Sleep late!
-0-
Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy
101 Local -
Regional - National - World Wide News Links
><>*
<><* ><>*
<><
Proverbs 3:27
Do not withhold good from those who deserve it, when it is in your
power to act.
><>* <><* ><>*
<><
OWIM
(Oh Well It’s Monday)
What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can't hear you!
Facts & Fun Newsletter
Archives
The Writer's Block
Editing is a rewording activity
Self-reverence, self-knowledge, self-control. These
three alone lead to sovereign power. Tennyson
Every man stamps his value on himself... man is made
great or small by his own will. Schiller
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility,
there are so few of us left. Oscar Levant
You are not superior just because you see the world
in an odious light. Chateaubriand
Fortune Cookies
The biggest mistake we could ever make in our lives is to
think we work for anybody but ourselves. Tracy
101 Local, State & National News &
Information Sources
The Final Word From Treebranch
"I long for peace. But I also understand that if we do not
lead the world against terror, that our children and our grandchildren
will not grow up in a society that is as free as the society we have
today. Freedom is the precious gift that one generation can pass to the
next. It is a gift and a promise that I intend to keep to the American
children." George W. Bush - 2002
TIP:
To make sure you continue to receive Montana
Facts&Fun in your Inbox
add Fortune@MtSky.com to your address or
safe sender list.
Attention New Subscribers Please note:
Earthlink and Mindspring will not deliver newsletters unless you
add our address to your list of requested mail when you
subscribe. AOL, Hotmail and Yahoo users should add our
address to their "white list" of requested mail to
assure delivery. |
Today's Montana News
Weather
for : Helena
Avon
| Clancy
Canyon
Creek
Canyon
Ferry | Corbin
East Helena | Elliston
Jefferson
City | Lincoln
Marysville
| Montana
City
Winston
| Silver
City | Toston
Townsend
| Unionville
Wolf
Creek | York
Freedom
Force Weather
Bagdad,
Iraq
Serajevo, Bosnia
Ramstein, Germany
Yokota Air Base-Japan
Kabul, Afghanistan
Kunsan Air Base S. Korea
******************
State Of
Montana
Official Web Sites
Legislature 2007
Road Reports
Road Cameras
Road/Pass Closures
Ski Conditions
City To
City
Mileage Calculator
Quick Facts
State Officials
Baucus/Burns/Rehberg
Law
Library
L & C County
City of Helena
Helena C of C
Helena Weather
Carroll College
Special Sites
Fort
Peck Boomtowns
Written By Jas
JCTV Ch 34
JoniRodgers.com
MtSky.com
YNOP Radio
Need Him?
The Bible
Chemo Heads .com
Send A Card
Great
Local
Web Sites
Abbey
Carpet
Advanced
Spinal Fitness
Airpage
Answering Service
Allen Oil Company
Allen's Super Store
All Sport Stadium Blankets
Amsoil Products
Bob’s Valley Market
Buglin' Bull Press
Cowboy Entertainer
Magazine
Deer-D-Fence
Eric Wordal
Masterpiece
Portraits
Go Fast Energy Drink
Grandstreet Theater
H & H Trikes Inc.
Lewis & Clark County
Humane
Society
Mike Logan
Cowboy Poet
Montana Boat Center
Montana
Log Cabins
Montana RV Center
Montana Valley Hams
Myrna Loy Center
Identity Theft
Bob Pancich
Steve Skains Flooring
Tizer Gardens
Townsend Per. Care
Wildlife Woodcarving
|