Montana Facts&Fun Weekly

Bad Joke Monday
I haven't caught a fish all day!" Mike said, without debate.

I won't let a flat tire get me down," Mark said, without despair

Kissing -- A means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.

Some things have to be believed to be seen

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Instructions For Life
Life is short. Be swift to love! Make haste to be kind! Henri Amiel

Fifty Cents an Hour
The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist.
For information visit MtSky Press at www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com

Quote Of The Week
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves

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           Thoughts While Watching The New Changeable Computerized Billboards

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them
pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened. Chuchill

All my life I said I wanted to be somebody...
I can see now that I should have been more specific.

Because television can make so much money doing its worst,
it often cannot afford to do its best. Fred W. Friendly

The great thing and the hard thing is to stick to things when you have outlived the first interest,
and not yet got the second, which comes with a sort of mastery. Janet Erskine Stuart

A hero is a man who does what he can. Roman Rollard

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. Beverly Sills

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                  Good Service Tip Of The Week
It is a good thing to be rich, it is a good thing to be strong,
but it is a better thing to be beloved of many friends. Euripedes

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             Classics From The Capital City
"I long for peace. But I also understand that if we do not lead the world against terror,
that our children and grandchildren will not grow up in a society that is as free as the society we have today.
Freedom is the precious gift that one generation can pass to the next.
It is a gift and a promise that I intend to keep to the American children."
George W. Bush

This is not a battle between the United States of America and terrorism,
but between the free and democratic world and terrorism. Tony Blair

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                        Proverbs 25:26
Like a muddied spring or a polluted well is a righteous man who gives way to the wicked.
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               Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this!
What did the acorn say after it grew up? "Gee-om-e-tree.

                Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much

How many "Forward" E-mails did you get this week?
Check it for accuracy by running it through Snopes.com before you send it to anyone else.
False Urban Legends contribute to spam and slow down the internet.

The coffee break has become an American tradition.
It's like the siesta in Mexico, except the siesta doesn't leave coffee stains on your desk.

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              OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
Sound Advice: 90% sound, 10% advice

The first adding machines were so successful, they began to multiply.

Arithmetic teachers really know how to make the little things count.

What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something!

What did one magnet say to the other?
I find you very attractive.

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           The Writer's Block
For the first time in five years, street crime is up. Just on one street, though... Wall Street!

Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible. Anonymous

Gentlemen, why don't you laugh?
With the fearful strain that is upon me night and day, if I did not laugh, I should die. Abraham Lincoln

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. Samuel Goldwyn

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                       Fortune Cookies
Attitude is the mind's paintbrush, it can color any situation.

God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest.

                     The Classic Sayings:
Science may never come up with a better office communications system than the coffee break - Earl Wilson

                      The Final Word From Treebranch
People often say that motivation doesn’t last.
Well, neither does bathing; that's why we recommend it daily.   Zig Ziglar

Why is it that all of the instruments seeking intelligent life in the universe are pointed away from Earth? Anonymous

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. Francis Bacon

              WHAT THEY’RE SAYING
Some people say I have attitude, maybe I do.
But I think you have to. You have to believe in yourself when no one else does that makes you a winner right there."
                                                                                                                       Venus Williams
To love what you do and feel that it matters how could anything be more fun? Katherine Graham

No man is a failure who is enjoying life. William Feather

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