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November 26, 2007
Our 10th year of service in Montana
Bad Joke Monday
Marriage is like the army, everyone complains, but
you'd be surprised how many re-enlist.
The
first adding machines were so successful, they began to multiply.
Arithmetic teachers really know how to make the little
things count.
Instructions
For Life
Celebrate each small victory as a great awakening and
each small awakening as a great victory. Alexandra
Firestein
Remember that the best relationship is one in which your
love for each other exceeds your need for each other.
Great Christmas Gift
From MtSky Press =
Fifty Cents an Hour
The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist.
For information visit MtSky Press at www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
or call 406-495-9554
Quote Of The Week
All I would tell people is to hold onto what was individual
about themselves,
not to allow their ambition for success to cause them to try to
imitate the success of others.
You've got to find it on your
own terms. Harrison Ford
Motivation CD
- Fantastic
Morning By
Del Lonnquist
Read what America's Leaders & Entertainers have said about
Del
Thoughts
While Watching
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Interchange
Public service is a noble calling and we need men and women
of character to
believe in their communities, in their states, and in their
country. George H.W. Bush
Everyone can be great because everyone can serve. Martin
Luther King, Jr.
The great use of life is to spend it for something
that will outlast it. William James
Freedom is never more than one generation away from
extinction.
We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be
fought for, protected,
and handed on for them to do the same. Ronald Reagan
Endeavors succeed or fail because of the people
involved.
Only by attracting the best people will you accomplish great
deeds. Colin Powell
The need to establish a national university dedicated
to promoting a culture of
public service has never been more evident and compelling. Rear
Adm. Steven Tomaszeski
A heavy moral obligation rests upon the man of
education
to do his full duty to his country. Theodore Roosevelt
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Good Service Tip Of The Week
God gave you a gift of 86,400
seconds today. Have you used one to say "thank you?" ~William
A. Ward
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Classics From The Capital City
Service is the rent we pay to be living. It is the very purpose of
life
and not something you do in your spare time. Marian Wright Edelman
I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have
face-lifts until my ears meet. Rita Rudner
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insurance - Drive Safely
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Proverbs 24:10
If you falter in times of trouble, how small is your strength!
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Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this!
The red bumps on a turkey's head are called CARUNCLES.
Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
It has been an unchallengeable American doctrine that
cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes,
is a delectable necessity of the Thanksgiving board and that turkey is
uneatable without it. Alistair Cooke
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OWIM
(Oh Well It’s Monday)
Why do you keep doing the backstroke?
I've just had lunch and don't want to swim on a full stomach!
Q. What do you call a ghost's mother and father?
A. Transparents!
AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse
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away?
The Writer's Block
A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and does what he
wants to do. Bob Dylan
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if this is
your last day. James Dean
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Fortune Cookies
Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get
it.
The
Classic Sayings:
The unthankful heart... discovers no mercies; but let the thankful heart
sweep through the day and,
as the magnet finds the iron, so it will find, in every hour, some heavenly
blessings! ~Henry Ward Beecher
The Final Word From Treebranch
No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid.
Sing along with these new takes on old favorites:
- Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly
- We three kings of porridge and tar
- On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me
- Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.
- He's makin' a list, chicken and rice.
- Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.
- With the jelly toast proclaim
What They Are Saying
Newspaper Comic Lines
- The airplane was only a few feet from the ground when it
crashed, witnesses said.
- With the exception of victimless crimes (which need not
concern us here),
every single crime committed in this nation of ours involves a
victim.
- A purple lady's bicycle was missing from Serendipity Lane
recently.
- Montreal police don't hesitate to use whatever laws or
persuasion they feel they need to
control morality in the city and prevent it from getting a
foothold.
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