Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter
Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter 1-15-2007
Our 10th year of service in Helena, Montana

Bad Joke Monday
Sign in a fitness facility: Four bicycles, no weighting.
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I never remember names, but I always forget faces.
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SB 1963 Cole's Law - Thinly sliced cabbage

  Got a One Liner For Us?    *   Today's Montana News Fast

 Instructions For Life
 The reward for conformity was that everyone liked you except yourself.
Rita Mae Brown

Now available
from MtSky Press, Helena author Lois Lonnquist's new book 
Fifty Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
For information visit  www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com

Quote Of The Week
The law, "an eye for an eye," makes the whole world blind.
Mohanda Gandh
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  WiFi HOTSPOTS For Helena & all Montana

Registration for Montana Motorcycle Rider Safety classes will begin soon. 
Over 100 classes were taught last year in Montana. The safety program runs through MSU-Northern in Havre.  Call 1-800-922-bike for information.

Thoughts While Watching Construction Of The New St. Peters Hospital

None will improve your lot. If you yourself do not. Bertolt Brecht
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Our best successes often come after our greatest disappointments. Beecher
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The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing
to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. Dale Carnegie
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In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit. Albert Schweitzer
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Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition
from mediocre minds. Albert Einstein
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Art is contemplation. The pleasure of mind which searches into nature and which there divines the spirit of which nature herself is animated. Auguste Rodin
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You have power over your mind - not outside events.
Realize this, and you will find strength. Marcus Aurelius


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  Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
Oxymoron - Main Entry: ox·y·mo·ron - Pron: äk-si-'mOr-"än, -'mor- Function: noun. 
A combination of contradictory or incongruous words. Such as... 
Childproof - Now, then - Taped live - Clearly misunderstood - Extinct Life - 
Terribly pleased -Tight slacks - Pretty ugly.
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Check Out Montana Voices - Oral History Project

                           
Good Service Tip Of The Week
In every person who comes near you look for what is good and strong; honor that;  imitate it
 and your faults will drop off like dead leaves when their time comes. John Ruskin

    Classics From The Capital City - Profound Political Prose
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. 
The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires,
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Our best successes often come after our greatest disappointments. Beecher

MontanaFacts Web Site Of The WeekThe 2007 legislative session.
2007 Session (LAWS)
: Database containing bill's status, text of bills, votes, index, legislator requests, etc.
Live Audio
.  Many of the meetings will be broadcast live during the 2007 session.
http://leg.mt.gov/css/sessions/60th/default.asp
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               Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this!
If you can't laugh at yourself, others will be glad to do it for you."

 101 Local - Regional - National - World Wide News Links
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Proverbs 29:20 
Do you see a man who speaks in haste? There is more hope for a fool than for him.
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.
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Luck favors those who are prepared. H. Jackson Brown
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Let every dawn of morning, be to you as the beginning of life. John Ruskin
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Business, more than any other occupation, is a continual dealing with the future; 
it is a continual calculation, an instinctive exercise in foresight.

Facts & Fun Newsletter Archives

The Writer's Block
Resolve to focus on your strengths in this new year! Not your weaknesses!
Conventional wisdom says we should work on improving our weaknesses.
What a waste of time & talent! Highly successful athletes and entertainers have achieved greatness by focusing on their strengths. Everybody has a natural aptitude in some areas. Working on your weaknesses undermines your self-esteem since you focus mostly on your deficiencies. Developing your natural talents is rewarding and motivating, as you increase achievements and success. This year, experience the immense satisfaction that comes with being superb at something. You Can Do This!

Fortune Cookies
How to become immortal: Read this tomorrow and follow its advice.

If you're applying for a job with UPS, don't send your application via FedEx.

101 Local, State & National News & Information Sources

The Final Word From Treebranch
The most utterly lost of all days is that in which you have not once laughed.
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Luke... Luke... Use the MOUSE, Luke" - Obi Wan Gates
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If you do not tell the truth about yourself,
you cannot tell it about other people. Virginia Woolf
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No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.

If we have not quiet in our minds, outward comfort will do no more for us
than a golden slipper on a gouty foot. John Bunyan

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                        May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Treebranch
                                          
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