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December 10, 2007
Our 10th year of service in Montana
Bad Joke Monday
"Christmas is a
time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for
it.
Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and
their kids pay for it." Richard Lamm
"Last week, the city of Boston renamed their
giant spruce tree a holiday tree instead of a Christmas
tree."
Next week Bostonian's will be told to refer to the Nativity
Scene as "that Holiday Homeless Family."
Instructions
For Life
I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed,
but
the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. Elizabeth
T. King
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Quote Of The Week
Like a ticking time bomb, the national debt is an
explosion waiting to happen.
It's expanding by about $1.4 billion
a day — or nearly $1 million a minute.
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Thoughts while
waiting in line at the Post Office on Saturday morning
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.
In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. Larry
Wilde
He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it
under a tree. Roy L. Smith
"Some people, no matter how old they get,
never lose their beauty,
they merely move it from their faces into their hearts."
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me
to see him
in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. Shirley
Temple
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten
and his present remembered. Phyllis Diller
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with
a note on it saying,
toys not included. Bernard Manning
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake
in the entire world,
and people keep sending it to each other. Johnny Carson
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Good Service Tip Of The Week
A hero is a man who does what he can. Roman
Rollard
The AMA that counts
Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation
determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do
it.
101 Local, State & National
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Classics From The Capital City
Faith that the thing can be done is essential to any great
achievement. Thomas N. Carruther
Pa, he always said a man had to look spry for himself, because
nobody else would do it for him;
your opportunities didn't come knocking around, you had to hunt
them up and hog-tie them. Louis L'Amour
One day in retrospect the years of struggle will strike you as the
most beautiful. Sigmund Freud
The most important thing I have learned over the years is the
difference between taking one's work seriously
and taking one's self seriously. The first is imperative, and the
second disastrous. Margaret Fontey
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Proverbs 12:11
He who
works his land will have abundant food, but he who chases
fantasies lacks judgment.
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Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this!
I really didn't say everything I said. --Yogi Berra
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something
stupid and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
Football combines the two worst features of American life:
Violence and committee meetings. George Will
Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
If only the good die young then what does that say about
senior citizens?
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Blessed are they who have nothing to say and
who cannot be persuaded to say it.
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them!
The Writer's Block
Faith that the thing can be done is essential to any great
achievement. Thomas N. Carruther
Surely the finest teachers of creativity, persistence,
and unconditional love are children.
It's hard to detect good luck; it looks so much like
something you've earned.
Happiness is the state of minimum regret.
There is no heavier burden than great potential. Linus
(Peanuts)
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect
everything, the young know everything. Oscar Wilde
101 Local -
Regional - National - World Wide News Links
Fortune Cookies
If a nickel knew what it is worth today, it would feel like
two cents.
The
Classic Sayings:
The process of scientific discovery is, in effect, a continual flight from wonder. Einstein
Don't confuse fame with success.
Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. Bombeck
Don't accept unacceptable behavior.
What They Are Saying
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
It's easy to make a buck.
It's a lot tougher to make a difference. Tom Brokaw
The weak can never forgive.
Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. Gandhi
To be capable of steady friendship or lasting love, are the
two greatest proofs,
not only of goodness of heart, but of strength of mind. William
Hazlitt
The highest reward for man's toil is not what he gets for
it
but what he becomes by it. John Ruskin
Time and money spent in helping men do more for themselves
is far better than mere giving. Henry Ford
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