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Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter
Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter 1-22-2007
Our 10th year of service in Helena, Montana
Bad Joke Monday
What happens when geese land in a volcano? They cook
their own gooses!
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To Lengthen Life - Shorten Meals.
Got a One Liner For Us?
* Today's Montana News Fast
Instructions For Life
The best way to get people to think outside the box
is not to create the box in the first place. Martin Cooper
Now available
from MtSky Press, Helena author Lois Lonnquist's
new book
Fifty Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
For information
visit www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
Quote Of The Week
The price of greatness is responsibility. Sir Winston Churchill
SESSION STATISTICS as of 1-19-2007
Bills Active in the House:
415 * Bills Active in the Senate: 302
In today's fast
moving Legislature which philosophy is best?
Ready - Aim - Fire? Or Ready - Fire - Aim?
WiFi HOTSPOTS
For Helena & all Montana
Thoughts While Waiting to Interview Legislators for
Montana Voices
The Montana Oral History Project www.MontanaVoices.com
Celebrate each small victory as a great
awakening
and each small awakening as a great victory. Alexandra Firestein
There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of
improving,
and that's your own self. Aldous Huxley
Each day comes bearing gifts. Untie the ribbons.
If we have not quiet in our minds, outward comfort will do no more
for us
than a golden slipper on a gouty foot. John Bunyan
Fortune's wheel never stands still,
the highest point is therefore the most perilous. Maria Edgeworth
You can't build a reputation on what you intend to do. Liz
Smith
It is better to give than receive...especially advice. Mark
Twain
A word to the wise is unnecessary. La Rouchefoucauld
When we are planning for posterity
we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. Thomas Paine
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving
door.
Now there is solo wrestling for people who need to get a grip on
themselves
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
2007 Bumper stickers
Ambivalent? Well yes and no....
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert....
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
Check
Out Montana Voices - Oral History Project
Good Service Tip Of The Week = Practice ASAP
Acknowledge the problem,
Sympathize with the client,
Accept the
responsibility,
Promise action.
Classics From The Capital City
They Said What?
Fortune gives many too much, but none enough.
Martial, Epigrams
The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the
happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. Johnathon Swift
If you ever think you are too small to be effective,
you've never been in a tent with a mosquito.
Montana Facts Web Site Of The Week: U.S.
Blue Pages http://www.usbluepages.gov
Directory of federal, state, and local government office listings for
all 50 states and the District of Columbia as well as hundreds of cities
and metropolitan areas throughout the U.S.
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Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know
this!
If you can't laugh at yourself, others will be glad to do it for
you."
101 Local -
Regional - National - World Wide News Links
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Philippians 4:8
"Whatever is true, noble, right, pure, lovely, admirable;
if anything is excellent or praiseworthy, think about such things."
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
Signs From Store Windows
Super Market - Stock up and
save. (Limit: one)
Fitness Center -We build
bodies that last a lifetime.
Apartment House - For Rent:
6-room hated apartment.
Facts & Fun Newsletter
Archives
The Writer's Block - Descriptive Writing
He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East
River.
He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells,
as if
she were a garbage truck backing up.
He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a
real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a landmine or
something.
The snow came dandruffing down.
Fortune Cookies
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected
without trials.
101 Local, State & National News &
Information Sources
Registration for Montana Motorcycle Rider Safety classes will begin
soon.
Over 100 classes were taught last year in Montana. The safety program runs
through MSU-Northern in Havre. Call 1-800-922-bike for information.
The Final Word From Treebranch
Principle -- particularly moral principle -- can never be a
weathervane, spinning around this way and that with the shifting winds of
expediency. Moral principle is a compass forever fixed and
forever true. Edward R. Lyman
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not
waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time. Jack
London
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less
traveled
by, And that has made all the difference. Robert Frost
The important thing in the Olympic Games is not winning but taking
part. The essential thing in life is not conquering but fighting
well. Baron de Coubertin
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