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December 3, 2007
Our 10th year of service in Montana
Bad Joke Monday
Bride to be: Today I saw people carrying signs that said FREE
CHINA
but they don't tell you where to go to register for it.
When two complete novices play a tennis match, is the
result endless love?
Instructions
For Life
Celebrate each small victory as a great awakening and
each small awakening as a great victory. Alexandra
Firestein
Remember that the best relationship is one in which your
love for each other exceeds your need for each other.
Great Christmas Gift
From MtSky Press =
Fifty Cents an Hour
The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist.
For information visit MtSky Press at www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
or call 406-495-9554
Quote Of The Week
People are like stained glass windows: they sparkle and shine
when the sun is out,
but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only
if there is a light within. Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
Motivation CD
- Fantastic
Morning By
Del Lonnquist
Read what America's Leaders & Entertainers have said about
Del
Thoughts while
watching Bill Junior and the Montana Rangers at the Myrna Loy
There ain't no rules around here! We're trying
to accomplish something! Thomas Edison
Governments last as long as the undertaxed can defend
themselves from the overtaxed. Bernard Berenson
A society of
sheep must in time beget a government of wolves
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Good Service Tip Of The Week
It is less important to redistribute wealth than it is
to redistribute opportunity. Arthur H. Vandenberg
The AMA that counts
Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation
determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do
it.
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Classics From The Capital City
No matter who says what, you should accept it with a smile
and do your own work. Mother Teresa
AARP
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Proverbs 25:26
Like a muddied spring or a polluted well is a righteous man
who gives way to the wicked.
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Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this!
If someone is allergic to eating Thanksgiving leftovers, can he
quit cold turkey?
Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
Why did the Janitor
run for the Legislature?
He wanted sweeping reforms.
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OWIM
(Oh Well It’s Monday)
Sr. citizen:
"Doctor, Doctor Is it true the medication you prescribed has
to be taken for the rest of my life?"
Doctor: "Yes, I'm afraid so."
Sr. citizen: But Doctor, the prescription is marked No
Refills! How bad off am I?
(Thanks to Bob Pancich in Great Falls)
The Writer's Block
Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation.
Wholeheartedness is contagious.
Give yourself, if you wish to get others. Seabury
I stayed at a hotel
recently that wouldn't allow the Gideons to place Bibles in the
rooms.
Hmmm, just like it was 2,000 years ago, there's no room at the
inn.
Anything's possible if you have enough nerve. J.K.
Rowling
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he's always asking to borrow your bass
boat.
Nothing will ever be attempted,
if all possible objections must first be overcome. Samuel
Johnson
The world of achievement has always belonged to the
optimist. Wilkins
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often
we look so long at the
closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for
us. Helen Keller
Our real duty is always found running in the direction of
our
worthiest desires. Randolph S. Bourne
101 Local -
Regional - National - World Wide News Links
Fortune Cookies
Life is short. Be swift to
love! Make haste to be kind!
The
Classic Sayings:
The unthankful heart... discovers no mercies; but let the thankful heart
sweep through the day and,
as the magnet finds the iron, so it will find, in every hour, some heavenly
blessings! ~Henry Ward Beecher
The Final Word From Treebranch
(Use
these on your kids)
Knock Knock - Who's there! - Alex! - Alex who? - Alex Plain
later!
Knock Knock - Who's there! - Alex! - Alex
who? - Alex the questions round here!
What They Are Saying
No matter who says what, you should accept it with
a smile and do your own work. Mother Teresa
No man who has once heartily and wholly
laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad. Thomas
Carlyle
You can stand tall without standing on
someone. You can be a victor without having victims. Harriet
Woods
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